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Is Jack Magic Annoying?


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Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/11/2005 11:57:34 PM   
Jack Magic

 

Posts: 3204
Joined: 5/29/2005
From: U.S.A. (Connecticut)
Status: offline 		The resume:
(April 15, 1986- )
Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut
Anti-Social Actor
Acted on stage in ‘Cabaret,’ and ‘Anna in the Tropics’
Soon to appear in ‘Our Town’ and ‘Pippin’
 
Why I Might Be Annoying:
I am impulsive and do not always think before I say things.
People say I look like Ryan Secreast.
I am very shy.
I will have an explosive temper if I feel like I’m being attacked.
In sixth grade I lost my temper with my teacher, and got suspended for kicking her in the shine.
In third grade I got in trouble for hitting a girl with a cane because she kept slapping me for no reason.
I drink a lot when I get depressed.
I get depressed very easily.
As a child I felt more comfortable being around adults, and had a hard time interacting with people my own age.
I have an unusual amount of knowledge of where movie stars graves are located.
Although I express myself well on paper, I have a hard time expressing myself verbally.
The only time I ever had a crush on a woman was Elizabeth Montgomery from ‘Bewitched.’
I have a crush on Colin Farrell.
Although I am open about my sexuality to my friends I do not often talk about it with my family.
I totaled two cars in one year.
I do my school work at the last minute.
I don’t like movies that are excessively violent.
I was born on April 15 (Tax Day)
My birthday is also the same day Abraham Lincoln was shot, the day the Titanic sank, and the day Libya was bombed by America.
When eating skittles I like to separate them by color, and I was nicknamed the ‘skittle racist.’
I have no interest in politics.
I am afraid of fire.
I am shy about taking my shirt off in front of others, despite having lost a large amount of weight and being in decent shape.
I am a stubborn control freak, and I am determined to do everything my way.
Although I do not like to admit it, I believe in astrology.
Before I actually figured out how to use the annoyatorium I e-mailed all my resumes to Bruce’s personal E-mail address.
In ‘Anna in the Tropics’ I was cast as a Cuban despite the fact that I have blonde hair.

Why I might not be annoying:
I am a talented dancer.
Although I’m open about my sexuality it is not real the number one thing I want to be known for.
I am very symppatheic towards others.
I am not very flamboyant.
I was frequently teased as a child for being overweight.
In my junior year of high school I lost forty pounds by simple excercising and eating a healthy diet.
I do not have many enemies.
I manage to see the good in almost anyone or anything.
Although my resumes sometimes contain errors I am quick to correct them if errors are pointed out.
I am turned off by people who are loud, or people who talk too much.
I am addicted to the Interent.
I fell off my bike at eight years old and broke both arms at the same time.
I am very affectionate and love hugging people.
Although I sometimes lose my temper with others, I am always quick to apologize.
 
Collections:
Allegedly Gay Men
Born on Tax Day (April 15) (Ranked 1986)
Dim Bulbs
Golden Retriever Owners
I Lost A Lot of Weight
I’m Depressed (Reportedly Anxiety)
My Attention Span Is Limited (Reportedly A.D.D.)
Pretty Boys
Puppy Dog Eyes
Short Fuses
Tap Dancers
 

< Message edited by Jack Magic -- 7/12/2005 12:00:32 AM >

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RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 12:15:03 AM   
Captain Howdy

 

Posts: 7382
Status: offline
quote:

The resume:
(April 15, 1986- )
Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut
Anti-Social Actor
Acted on stage in ‘Cabaret,’ and ‘Anna in the Tropics’
Soon to appear in ‘Our Town’ and ‘Pippin’

Why I Might Be Annoying:
I am impulsive and do not always think before I say things.
People say I look like Ryan Secreast.
I am very shy.
I will have an explosive temper if I feel like I’m being attacked.
In sixth grade I lost my temper with my teacher, and got suspended for kicking her in the shine.
In third grade I got in trouble for hitting a girl with a cane because she kept slapping me for no reason.
I drink a lot when I get depressed.
I get depressed very easily.
As a child I felt more comfortable being around adults, and had a hard time interacting with people my own age.
I have an unusual amount of knowledge of where movie stars graves are located.
Although I express myself well on paper, I have a hard time expressing myself verbally.
The only time I ever had a crush on a woman was Elizabeth Montgomery from ‘Bewitched.’
I have a crush on Colin Farrell.
Although I am open about my sexuality to my friends I do not often talk about it with my family.
I totaled two cars in one year.
I do my school work at the last minute.
I don’t like movies that are excessively violent.
I was born on April 15 (Tax Day)
My birthday is also the same day Abraham Lincoln was shot, the day the Titanic sank, and the day Libya was bombed by America.
When eating skittles I like to separate them by color, and I was nicknamed the ‘skittle racist.’
I have no interest in politics.
I am afraid of fire.
I am shy about taking my shirt off in front of others, despite having lost a large amount of weight and being in decent shape.
I am a stubborn control freak, and I am determined to do everything my way.
Although I do not like to admit it, I believe in astrology.
Before I actually figured out how to use the annoyatorium I e-mailed all my resumes to Bruce’s personal E-mail address.
In ‘Anna in the Tropics’ I was cast as a Cuban despite the fact that I have blonde hair.

Why I might not be annoying:
I am a talented dancer.
Although I’m open about my sexuality it is not real the number one thing I want to be known for.
I am very symppatheic towards others.
I am not very flamboyant.
I was frequently teased as a child for being overweight.
In my junior year of high school I lost forty pounds by simple excercising and eating a healthy diet.
I do not have many enemies.
I manage to see the good in almost anyone or anything.
Although my resumes sometimes contain errors I am quick to correct them if errors are pointed out.
I am turned off by people who are loud, or people who talk too much.
I am addicted to the Interent.
I fell off my bike at eight years old and broke both arms at the same time.
I am very affectionate and love hugging people.
Although I sometimes lose my temper with others, I am always quick to apologize.

Collections:
Allegedly Gay Men
Born on Tax Day (April 15) (Ranked 1986)
Dim Bulbs
Golden Retriever Owners
I Lost A Lot of Weight
I’m Depressed (Reportedly Anxiety)
My Attention Span Is Limited (Reportedly A.D.D.)
Pretty Boys
Puppy Dog Eyes
Short Fuses
Tap Dancers


Stupid and annoying.

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Post #: 2
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 12:23:57 AM   
David Seabrook

 

Posts: 14329
Status: offline 		I voted not annoying at all!  You seem like an interesting person, and I think it is really cool that you don't mind discussing your sexual preferences. 

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Post #: 3
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 12:35:13 AM   
DHirschp

 

Posts: 40884
Joined: 9/17/2004
From: USA
Status: offline 		I found you resume entertaining to read. You do not annoy me.

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Post #: 4
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 12:58:32 AM   
ratman

 

Posts: 8580
Joined: 3/3/2004
Status: offline 		A little annoying.  You write good resumes.

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Post #: 5
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 7:19:22 AM   
ldopas

 

Posts: 4380
Joined: 11/17/2002
From: United Kingdom
Status: offline 		Who is Jack Magic? I couldnt vote coz that wasn't one of the options!

(in reply to ratman)
Post #: 6
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 9:14:57 AM   
Wieland Kalligaro

 

Posts: 8259
Status: offline 		Not annoying.  Although the Skittles thing is a bit odd . . . .

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Post #: 7
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 11:17:21 AM   
black_chic

 

Posts: 6361
Status: offline 		Definitely not annoying!!  I with you in not liking loud or mouthy assholes!

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And yet it moves!

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Post #: 8
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/12/2005 11:50:44 AM   
Sabrina

 

Posts: 16194
Joined: 11/17/2002
From: New York
Status: offline 		Not Annoying.I used to have a horrible temper too.

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Levi Montaleini


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http://dlisted.com/

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Post #: 9
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/13/2005 5:31:41 AM   
ldopas

 

Posts: 4380
Joined: 11/17/2002
From: United Kingdom
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sabrina

Not Annoying.I used to have a horrible temper too.


What happened to change that S?

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Post #: 10
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/13/2005 3:12:24 PM   
Scar Tactics

 

Posts: 24831
Joined: 2/3/2005
Status: offline
quote:

Not Very Annoying

I've enjoyed several of your resumes. I might have gone "not at all" but your own resume was too long. Then again, I am a long resume fiend, so my views are askew.

(in reply to Jack Magic)
Post #: 11
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/13/2005 6:18:52 PM   
ellestark

 

Posts: 3932
Status: offline 		Not annoying. Your poor little arms though

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Post #: 12
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/13/2005 6:42:36 PM   
Jack Magic

 

Posts: 3204
Joined: 5/29/2005
From: U.S.A. (Connecticut)
Status: offline 		yea the resume is a little long. i just had a fun time writing it up and got a little carried away.

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Post #: 13
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/13/2005 7:07:02 PM   
Scar Tactics

 

Posts: 24831
Joined: 2/3/2005
Status: offline
quote:

yea the resume is a little long. i just had a fun time writing it up and got a little carried away.

If TA would give me a dime for every time I used those very words after they 'yet again ripped me a new one' for my lengthy resumes, I could almost recoup my Enron stock losses ( LOL ).

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Post #: 14
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/14/2005 12:07:27 PM   
Hoxy

 

Posts: 4489
Joined: 4/3/2004
From: The Hoosier State
Status: online 		I voted Kind of Annoying, but Tolerable.  You still seem pretty cool though.  Plus I always appreciate those who've been in school plays 

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Post #: 15
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/15/2005 11:14:55 AM   
Wieland Kalligaro

 

Posts: 8259
Status: offline 		Annoying!

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MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce

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Post #: 16
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/15/2005 1:04:29 PM   
iHATEu10666

 

Posts: 5931
Joined: 3/14/2004
From: stupid stalker
Status: offline 		Not annoying, but still, plagarism isn't cool.

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"Lack of money is the root of all evil." -- Oscar Wilde.

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Post #: 17
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/16/2005 2:06:39 AM   
ratman

 

Posts: 8580
Joined: 3/3/2004
Status: offline 		I'd like to change my vote to "Stupid and Annoying"

With this whole plagiarism thing revealed now, my original post on this thread now seems strangely prophetic:

quote:

ORIGINAL:  ratman

A little annoying. You write good resumes.


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This Week's Bushism
"If you can't read, it doesn't matter. That's just as simple as that. I mean, I know it doesn't sound very nuanced or sophisticated, but it's true. It's the absolute truth."

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Post #: 18
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/16/2005 4:37:39 AM   
TeenageGeekmaster

 

Posts: 3483
Joined: 4/5/2005
From: Geektopia
Status: offline 		I voted Pretty Annoying, mate. My father being a gay man, I can appreciate you being out in the open. Otherwise, I feel you could give me a serious headache. Nothing personal.

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Post #: 19
RE: Is Jack Magic Annoying? - 7/16/2005 11:29:46 AM   
Hoxy

 

Posts: 4489
Joined: 4/3/2004
From: The Hoosier State
Status: online
quote:

ORIGINAL: ratman

I'd like to change my vote to "Stupid and Annoying"

With this whole plagiarism thing revealed now, my original post on this thread now seems strangely prophetic:

quote:

ORIGINAL:  ratman

A little annoying. You write good resumes.



I think the statement is more ironic than prophetic

BTW, since the plagarism incident, what happened to Jack Magic?  Did TA ban him from the forum?  Did he notice we found out the truth and didn't bother returning?  Or does he even know the whole thing is taking place?

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