Songs That Make You Horny

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2005/07/18 03:55:14 (permalink)

Songs That Make You Horny

Inspired by Bruce's egotistical moment, found at http://www.annoyatorium.com/tm.aspx?m=147287&mpage=1&key=&#147329, it pretty much explains itself.
 
"Sappy" - Nirvana
"Iris" - Goo Goo Dolls
"Red House" - Jimi Hendrix (which is, ironically, about finding that your girlfriend has left you, and leaving to go have sex with her sister)
"Malchik Gay" - t.A.T.u (also, ironically, about being in love with someone homosexual while you are not homosexual yourself)

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"Lack of money is the root of all evil." -- Oscar Wilde.
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    Wieland Kalligaro
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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/18 11:19:46 (permalink)
    I enjoy Peter Gabriel's 'Passion' album, and selected tracks from the Waverly Consort's 'B'tayhi-M'sadar,' both of which make me homesick as well as horny. 

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/18 11:59:03 (permalink)
    a sexy singing voice in general mme horney  ;)

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/18 14:04:14 (permalink)
    Afternoon Delight - Starlight Vocal Band
     
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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/18 18:00:40 (permalink)
    The sound of a bass is sexy, IMHO. It's so low.

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 01:56:27 (permalink)
    Hmm....probably "Daisy Jane" and "Muskrat Love" by America and (I don't know why) "What A Feeling" from Flashdance (the only good thing about the movie I might add).
     
    Oh, and "Macho Man" by the Village People (just kidding).

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 02:00:34 (permalink)
    It just dawned on me - nobody gets horny from America songs.  God I'm a wuss.

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 03:48:41 (permalink)
    Well, you know we all get horny from different things.

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 07:21:11 (permalink)
    Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 08:33:56 (permalink)
    Almost any secular song by Al Green....
     
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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 09:13:15 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: ratman

    Hmm....probably "Daisy Jane" and "Muskrat Love"

     
    'Muskrat Love' makes you *horny*????  Guess you gotta be a rodent for that one . . . .

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 10:10:44 (permalink)
    Shiver by Jamie O'Neal
    Breathe by Faith Hill
    Most ballads by Sara Evans

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 12:06:49 (permalink)
    'It's Ecstacy (When Ya Lay Down Next Ta Me)' - Barry White
     
    'Love Serenade' - same guy  (with the immortal line "So take off that brassiere, my dear")
     
    Oh hell, ANY Barry White song (he's one bad mutha...)
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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/19 19:55:02 (permalink)
    Agreed any Barrry White, also pretty much any Marvin Gaye

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 00:27:49 (permalink)
    'Muskrat Love' makes you *horny*???? Guess you gotta be a rodent for that one . . . .

     
    You humans will never understand.
     
    Maybe "horny" is the wrong word.  "Soothed" is more like it, but they tend go hand in hand don't they?

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 01:22:36 (permalink)
    How about Me So Horny by 2Live Crew

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 05:59:26 (permalink)
    Into The Void - Black Sabbath
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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 07:34:55 (permalink)
    Okay, one more... although really I could go on and on.
     
    Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
     
    Something about that particular song makes me.. *sigh*

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 10:00:55 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: ratman

    'Muskrat Love' makes you *horny*???? Guess you gotta be a rodent for that one . . . .


    You humans will never understand.

    Maybe "horny" is the wrong word.  "Soothed" is more like it, but they tend go hand in hand don't they?

     
    I actually used to have a record with Bob from 'Sesame Street' singing this song, so I guess it kind of has disturbing overtones for me . . . .

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    RE: Songs That Make You Horny 2005/07/20 10:23:55 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Wieland Kalligaro

    ORIGINAL: ratman

    'Muskrat Love' makes you *horny*???? Guess you gotta be a rodent for that one . . . .


    You humans will never understand.

    Maybe "horny" is the wrong word.  "Soothed" is more like it, but they tend go hand in hand don't they?


    I actually used to have a record with Bob from 'Sesame Street' singing this song, so I guess it kind of has disturbing overtones for me . . . .

    This reminds me of an old episode of the Muppets I saw once.  Kermit was singing "Kokomo" while other Muppets danced in the background.  For whatever reason, they chose to NOT edit the line "By and by we'll defy/A little bit of gravity".  Maybe it's just the image of Kermit banging Miss Piggy, but I was scarred for life after this.

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