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2005/07/26 18:06:46 (permalink)

Blasphemy

Say something outlandishly untrue about TPAY (y= you) that could ruin their reputation.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 02:13:48 (permalink)
    I saw her having sex with her own mother in the middle of an Albany Walgreens!

    Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:23:58 (permalink)
    She lives in a trailer park

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:26:40 (permalink)
    The whole 'Playboy' thing is an act, he's actually as gay as old dad's hatband.

    MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:46:50 (permalink)
    His last name is really bin Laden.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:51:46 (permalink)
    Wears a goatee because his boyfriend likes how it tickles.

    Ask me for my advice here.
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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:53:02 (permalink)
    Actually just makes the coffee at the radio station he 'manages.'

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:56:10 (permalink)
    Steals the bra straps off preteens.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 16:58:43 (permalink)
    Collects her g/f's pubic hair as a momento.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:03:03 (permalink)
    Actually lives in Massachusetts!

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:04:12 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Wieland Kalligaro

    Actually lives in Massachusetts!


    That hurt! Kerry and Kennedy for Senators!
     
     
    He is involved in a beastiality website called "Doggystyle.com"
    post edited by crazytrain - 2005/07/27 17:05:18

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:05:33 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: crazytrain

    ORIGINAL: Wieland Kalligaro

    Actually lives in Massachusetts!


    That hurt! Kerry and Kennedy for Senators!

     
    I knew that'd gitcha!

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:14:08 (permalink)
    While meeting with Clinton's administration in the 90's, had a threesome with Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright!

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:19:47 (permalink)
    Was recently observed shouting 'Aw, siddown, Grandma!' at the TV when Madonna appeared on a program.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:22:24 (permalink)
    Claims to be a master chef, but when cooking for last year's holiday office party, everyone came down with food poisoning!

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    Fashuneesta
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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:30:21 (permalink)
    Enjoys the sight of naughty dentists.

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    Wieland Kalligaro
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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:31:08 (permalink)
    Is actually a pseudonym of Bruce's.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:34:22 (permalink)
    Eats camel helper.

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:35:24 (permalink)
    Is a strict, strict vegan, and made up all of those hunting stories just to cover for himself. 

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    RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:39:49 (permalink)
    Was initiated into the mile high club with Kobe Bryant.

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