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2005/08/10 11:37:00 (permalink)

Man Killed By Sex with Horse

Surprised none of us turned this up when it happened; I just read about it in 'Savage Love' this morning:
 
Man Dies in Bizarre Case of Bestiality
 
Eat your heart out, Catherine the Great.

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    Wieland Kalligaro
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 11:40:25 (permalink)
    By the way, Dan Savage said the encounter was videotaped and leaked onto the Internet, so those wishing to see it can find it if they like.
     
    Hey, it can't be much worse than watching Paris Hilton have sex, can it?

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 11:44:23 (permalink)
    Well, there is a reason a few horses are featured in collection number 1223!
     
    http://www.amiannoying.com/(kbaic155mmrsdea0ahetk555)/Collection.aspx?collection=1223
     


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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 12:27:25 (permalink)
    According to the article, 20 states in the U.S. don't have a law against sex with animals.  And since this occured in Washington state, you can't arbitrarily insert a redneck joke.
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 14:37:16 (permalink)
    I think this could be a Darwin Awards candidate. But I can't say I feel sorry for the guy. 
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:04:08 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Scar Tactics

    According to the article, 20 states in the U.S. don't have a law against sex with animals.  And since this occured in Washington state, you can't arbitrarily insert a redneck joke.

     
    See where stereotyping gets you?

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:22:04 (permalink)
    What the hell did he actually die of, anyway?

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:23:51 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Wang

    What the hell did he actually die of, anyway?

     
    According to Savage, it was acute peritonitis, caused by a perforated colon.

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:26:55 (permalink)
    Wait a sec... it was the horse's doing?

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:33:59 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Wang

    Wait a sec... it was the horse's doing?

     
    Uh huh.  Giddyup.

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:35:48 (permalink)
    Reverse cowboy

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:37:08 (permalink)
    if crazytrain never posted again, we would know why based on this story.  get it now, guy?
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:38:22 (permalink)

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:39:35 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: QuestYun

    if crazytrain never posted again, we would know why based on this story.  get it now, guy?

     
    an attempt at humor, ralph?

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:40:42 (permalink)
    nothing gets by you does it?
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:43:40 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: crazytrain

    ORIGINAL: Scar Tactics

    According to the article, 20 states in the U.S. don't have a law against sex with animals.  And since this occured in Washington state, you can't arbitrarily insert a redneck joke.


    See where stereotyping gets you?

    EXACTLY, Train!! Let's end the stereotyping and just say that screwing animals is wrong across the board in ANY STATE - PERIOD!!
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:45:11 (permalink)
    Isn't it usually the horse that get mounted? Erm... or so I've heard, anyway...

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 15:48:49 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: sviatoslav mixer

    Isn't it usually the horse that get mounted? Erm... or so I've heard, anyway...

     
    When I was an undergraduate, there was a guy in the town who continually got arrested for breaking into people's barns and having sex with the horses.  He'd always get caught, get thrown into jail for a few months,  forced to get treatment, swear that he was cured - and then *immediately* get caught doing the same thing as soon as he was released.
     
    But yes, slava, in that case the human was doing the, um, 'riding.'  Not like this.

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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 16:33:51 (permalink)
    Goddammit I hate people who fuck animals!!! 
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    RE: Man Killed By Sex with Horse 2005/08/10 16:35:54 (permalink)
    Stick to your own speices!

    I try harder!
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