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2006/02/26 09:34:17 (permalink)

Wish Corrupter

The point of this game is someone gives a wish, that other person replys, granting the wish, but adding a twist to it.
 
Example
Poster 1: I wish I had a new car.
Poster 2: You are arrested for DUI and you lose your liscence.
 
Make sense?
 
Apologizes if this has already been done.
 
I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.
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    DHirschp
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/26 14:41:55 (permalink)
    You wind up splatting on the ground
     
    I wish the Cubs won the world series

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    Blossman
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/27 13:32:49 (permalink)
    They follow it with a fire sale of all their star players to save money.
     
    I wish for Carson Palmer to heal from his injury and be back as good as ever for the 2006 season.
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/27 15:10:52 (permalink)
    He makes a full recovery but does poorly in the 2006 season
     
    I wish I had $100,000,000

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/27 17:37:14 (permalink)
    Wish granted, it is all in pennies. You try lifting all that weight, but pull your muscles doing so.
     
    I wish that Bush would be impeached.
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    DHirschp
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 00:12:19 (permalink)
    Cheney becomes president
     
    I wish Tom Cruise would keep his mouth shut

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 11:08:38 (permalink)
    Tom Cruise finally makes the movie about The Shaggs, and every movie critic praises it to the heavens and Cruise gets an Oscar.

    I wish the press would come to their senses and stop covering the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton.
    post edited by Ooooh Missy - 2006/02/28 11:11:07
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 13:29:02 (permalink)
    They do.  Unfortunately, it's all because the United States government has become a dictatorship, and there is only one media outlet (which is owned by the government).  It shows propaganda, biased news and reruns of "Gunsmoke."
     
    I wish I could eat as much junk food as I wanted without having to worry about packing on the pounds.

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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    DHirschp
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 14:57:13 (permalink)
    You get zits on your face and cavities
     
    I wish I could play major league baseball

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    Ooooh Missy
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 15:20:10 (permalink)
    You become a major league baseball star but you marry an ex-stripper who constantly embarrasses you in public with her big mouth.

    I wish I can make a good batch of homemade ice cream.
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/02/28 15:21:48 (permalink)
    I wish being intelligent was the lastest fad to hit pop culture.

    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    Isaac Asimov
      
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    DHirschp
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/01 00:02:00 (permalink)
    Being dumb will then become countercultural
     
    I wish the mess in Iraq get better

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    Ooooh Missy
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/01 20:42:01 (permalink)
    When it ends, American troops will be sent to North Korea. They will battle North Korean troops in a series of sissy fights, food fights, farting contests, etc for 4 years.  Every major TV network will have coverage in the form of "reality based" shows.

    I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/01 23:27:42 (permalink)
    After you get over your cat allergies, you invite Fifi into your home, where she promptly tears up your furniture, knocks over your Tiffany Lamp, refuses to use her litter box and drains you of all your extra money since you now have to buy a bag of Friskies every week.

    I wish televangelists stayed out of politics.
    post edited by David Seabrook - 2006/03/01 23:31:49

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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/01 23:31:06 (permalink)
    Televangelists will be apolitical.  Yet they will make personal appearances at your home....
     
    I wish Simon Cowell would stay the hell in England....

    And yet it moves!
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/01 23:35:00 (permalink)
    Simon Cowell stays in England, but, you receive a monetary offer to move to England which you can't refuse.  Once you are settled in your elegant new mansion, you go to your neighbor's mansion to borrow some sugar.  There stands Simon Cowell, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities and a freshly lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth.

    I wish I could fly!

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 01:36:52 (permalink)
    You wind up getting hit by an airplane
     
    I wish I was married to Carmen Electra

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

    "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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    Ooooh Missy
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 11:10:19 (permalink)
    You marry Carmen Electra, but her ex-husband had reverted back to his heroin habit and is washed up professionally and financially.  So, he keeps coming around to bug Carmen for money.  Also, she spends half the day putting on make up, and she keeps getting scar tissues build up from the implants.

    I wish I had a personal chef.
    post edited by Ooooh Missy - 2006/03/02 11:11:37
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 11:21:24 (permalink)
    Your chef is fabulous, but can only prepare dishes containing actual human body parts.
     
    I wish I was married to Alyssa Milano.

    Ask me for my advice here.
    The poeboy Corporation-Improving the world through sex and sarcasm.
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    RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 13:55:22 (permalink)
    You will marry her, but she'll constantly blast the music of ex-beaus Remy Zero, Limp Bizkit, and Justin Timberlake whether you like it or not.

    I wish I could be productive even while I sleep or do nothing.
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