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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/09/07 20:05:14 (permalink)
Donald Trump is it's chief spokesperson
 
I wish Ann Romney would state her views on gay rights and abortion
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/09/14 01:24:50 (permalink)
She does, and they're the same as her husband's views.
 
I wish democrats weren't freedom hating hypocrites and republicans weren't slave driving poor people haters.

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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/09/25 16:51:08 (permalink)
They form together into a big dictatorship political party.

I wish the "Tonight Show" is permanently canceled (to end the show's existence all together without a show replacement in response) to have NBC to completely go bankrupt and go out of business forever.
post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2012/09/25 16:52:09

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/09/25 20:14:04 (permalink)
Fox News Channel takes over
 
I wish there was more political transparancy
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/12 10:07:24 (permalink)
Most of it don't go too well leading to a military dictatorship. 

I wish Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Glenn Beck, the politician behind ACTA, the politician behind CISPA, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jay Leno and Scott Walker are completely banished to the planet Neptune forever with no return trip without me joining them.

post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2012/10/12 11:14:42

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/12 15:17:31 (permalink)
Forgot to put fuel in the vessel, rocket scientist.
 
I wish we didn't grow beards.

I'M BACK!
 
“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/12 21:05:23 (permalink)
Women now grow them
 
I wish moist would not cause mold
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/12 23:04:56 (permalink)
It now causes asbestos.
 
I wish it wasn't so damned cold in this house.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/13 14:50:17 (permalink)
It is no 400 degrees
I wish Arnold Schwarrzennegger would stop by for a visit
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/13 16:33:31 (permalink)
Your back door just got smashed down, and there's a motorcycle in your kitchen.
 
I wish we could make fuel out of asparagus.

I'M BACK!
 
“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/14 14:45:40 (permalink)
Cities now smell like urine after one eats asparagus
 
I wish for Wacko's Wish.

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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/14 15:26:28 (permalink)
It causes insanity
 
I wish obnoxious people would keep their mouths shut
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/15 00:31:29 (permalink)
Their opinions are now expressed through their assholes. Or interpretive dance. Whichever's worse.
I wish we could get corporate money out of congress.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/10/15 21:07:52 (permalink)
It still buys the presidency
 
I wish they make a movie about Arnold Schwarzennegger's life
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/01 19:40:19 (permalink)
The reviews are bad, and it makes only seven dollars.
 
I wish 2012 was actually 1984.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/02 15:03:25 (permalink)
You are now 50 years old due to the time warp
 
I wish my boss would be more patient
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/03 12:06:43 (permalink)
He starts giving you a smaller raise.
 
I wish the following shows to be permanently cancelled forever without a reality show and/or anything to do with Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Scott Walker, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Alex Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Sarah Palin, the NBA and John Boehner on their places:

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (to end The Tonight Show's history entirely)
Conan
Revenge
Dancing With The Stars
American Idol
Every reality TV show on MTV, MTV2 and VH-1
The X Factor
America's Got Talent
So You Think You Can Dance
MTV Video Music Awards
MLB on FOX
NBA on ABC
America's Next Top Model
The Chew
Katie
Any existing and future live action show on Cartoon Network and Adult Swim
The Voice
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
The Bachelor
The Bachelorette
Smash
NBA on ESPN
NBA on TBS
Celebrity Apprentice (including the rest of the U.S. edition of The Apprentice)
Swamp People
Every reality TV show on Syfy 
Nashville
Two and a Half Men
post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2012/12/03 17:09:02

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/03 16:11:38 (permalink)
Your rules are deemed too stupid so these shows, even the non-existant NBA on TBS are still on television.  Also you are wanting Conan cancelled and you still are bitching about Leno?
 
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.
 
 

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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/03 20:18:03 (permalink)
They crash your house and never leave
 
I wish there was less negatvity
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2012/12/04 17:35:36 (permalink)
Flattering and bogus praise fill the airwaves
 
I wish NBC would play Sheila E.'s "The Glamorous Life" everytime New York Giants receiver Victor Cruz did his touchdown salsa.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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