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atimnie59
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2013/04/20 19:31:18 (permalink)
Rain, flash floods, and sink holes destroy the city.
 
I wish gas and electric were provided by the government, at quality service and reasonable taxes.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2013/04/21 15:42:03 (permalink)
The prisons get first dibs
 
I wish people would conform to my expectations
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Re:Wish Corrupter 2013/08/01 14:57:23 (permalink)
You are the village idiot
 
I wish Forbes Magazine went bankrupt to go out of business completely without references of company revival and so-and-so still being active.

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

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Re:Wish Corrupter 2013/08/01 16:11:13 (permalink)
You're stuck with the litigation bills.
 
I wish I were able to see the waning moon (now less than half).

I'M BACK!
 
“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/01 20:00:53 (permalink)
The man in the moon beats you up
 
I wish I made a fortune with terraforming technology
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/06 11:13:47 (permalink)
You go bankrupt after you made your fortune.
 
I wish Rolling Stone would fire the staff who were responsible for putting the Boston Bomber on the front cover of the magazine's most recent issue to ban that issue from stores nationwide and every organization to fire any critic who calls the cover a hit without references of sports, Paris Hilton, "so-and-so is in the cover instead" and having the bomber featuring on a cover of a different magazine.
 
Cool It All Right? stay out of this.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/06 16:35:59 (permalink)
This rant still doesn't make sense.
 
I wish that kid from Big was big.
 

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/06 17:13:44 (permalink)
"Yer butt is wide, well, mine is, too; just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you."
 
I wish... oh, man, too obvious.  Let's just say I wish I didn't have a brain fart.  And don't drag any other body part into this.

I'M BACK!
 
“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/06 20:07:10 (permalink)
You know have brain Diarheea
 
I wish I knew what Brain farts where
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/08 23:34:30 (permalink)
I'd tell you, but you'd just forget.
 
I wish my pet rat hadn't died, and it was the mice instead.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/08/11 15:44:55 (permalink)
You know have 50 rats
 
I wish my laptop's browser wasn't fucked up
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/12/13 10:18:20 (permalink)
The blue screen of death appears every time you open the browser.
 
I wish Forbes magazine went out of business completely without references to sports, company revival and so-and-so still being active.
post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2013/12/17 15:37:44

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/12/13 21:30:38 (permalink)
Steve Forbes declares a fatwa on you
 
I wish Neo meets Steve Largent
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/12/17 15:45:36 (permalink)
He gives me an autographed photo of him as it appears to be secretarial.
 
I wish I could walk on water?

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/12/17 19:39:26 (permalink)
It's boiling.
 
I wish rainbows included pink.

I'M BACK!
 
“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2013/12/17 20:12:09 (permalink)
Guess what you have a new child on the way
 
I wish I could eat venision
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/08 11:33:47 (permalink)
You get hospitalized for food poisoning
 
I wish Peter Davison and David Tennant were co-presenters of the Visual Effects award at this year's Oscars.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/08 16:19:17 (permalink)
Tom Baker crashes the proceedings and destroys the Oscar with the sonic screwdriver.
 
I wish it wasn't so cold you can still feel it through seven layers of clothing in the house.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/08 21:32:56 (permalink)
You are now in 180 degree heat
 
I wish Nina Dobrev would make out with me
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/10 12:36:02 (permalink)
You got her sick and abruptly left you.
 
I wish that this year's Super Bowl Half Time Show to have a stage in the middle of the field of a scene of The Doctor's speech from the Doctor Who TV episode "The Rings of Akhaten" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRIKF1CzWbI) (Matt Smith (Actor), Jenna Louise Coleman, Emilia Jones and the rest of cast of the episode included in their respective roles from the episode) instead of having a performance by Bruno Mars without references of what teams are in the big game, whatever teams won or lost in the game, stage failure, role mixups, some pop star crashing the performance, having different music, money, NBA, Paris Hilton and reality TV.
post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2014/01/10 22:55:54

 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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