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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 15:47:56 (permalink)
You wind up having no time to yourself
 
I wish for world peace

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/02 23:11:58 (permalink)
The world will have peace, when the penguins will take over!
 
I wish I lived in an area with great nightlife.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/03 02:37:18 (permalink)
The city won't pass a rent control ordinance, so you're stuck living in some danky rat's nest
 
I wish for Ken Griffey Jr and Adam Dunn to both have their best seasons of their careers while on the Reds this year
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/03 03:34:29 (permalink)
After this season they suck miserably
 
I wish George Steinbrenner stop buying all the best baseball players

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/07 00:46:20 (permalink)
The best baseball players rather be gay cowboys.
 
I wish all the world's smokers would smoke only at home under a blanket.

YOU CAN CALL ME BATTY-LICIOUS!!!

In every grade school class, there was a kid who picked his nose like no one was watching. Mine was Dennis...who was yours?
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/07 11:24:21 (permalink)
The nicotine fiends will be even more bitchy.

I wish the Oscars wasn't such an expensive, bureaucratic fashion show.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/07 15:19:51 (permalink)
Wish granted it last six hours full of unfunny Tom Foolerly
 
I wish I were a better boxer than Muhammed ALi

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/08 18:29:54 (permalink)
You are, but Don King is your promoter and the rest of your life is a damn mess.

I wish I had the time and luxury to have a Great Dane.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/09 00:59:40 (permalink)
IT shits all over the house and you gotta pick it up
 
I wish I was famous

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/09 02:46:08 (permalink)
You are constantly harassed by the paparazzi
 
I wish for bin Laden and al-Zarqawi to be captured alive by US troops, thus sending al-Qaida into submission
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/09 03:30:17 (permalink)
Al-Qaeda uses a devasting attack to free them
 
I wish I had my own corporate jet

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/09 05:42:20 (permalink)
It crashes the first time you fly in it
 
I wish I lived on a farm

Don't dream it.. be it
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/09 15:16:52 (permalink)
The cockle doddle do and other animal noises wake up you up, all the tasks are dirty, and it is drought season.
 
I wish I were an artist on the scale of Michelangelo and Da Vinci

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/12 01:31:47 (permalink)
Michelangelo and Da Vinci would be rolling in their graves.
 
Some juice company would come out with cans/bottles of cucumber juice.

YOU CAN CALL ME BATTY-LICIOUS!!!

In every grade school class, there was a kid who picked his nose like no one was watching. Mine was Dennis...who was yours?
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/12 02:35:53 (permalink)
They make you vomit

I wish I got front row tickets to a bon jovi concert

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/12 20:37:29 (permalink)
You get front row tickets, unfortunately, they're the front row in the upper deck of nosebleed seats.
 
I wish I was a few inches taller.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/13 14:00:03 (permalink)
Granted none of the clothes fit you anymore

I wish I get laid tonight?

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/13 20:05:12 (permalink)
You do - but you make it with a five-feet-tall, 500 pound whale of a woman with acne all over her body - and I mean ALL OVER. Meaning in her special place and on her ass, tits, etc. Worse, an enemy hides a video camera in your bedroom, tapes you humping this humpback, and posts it on the Internet and sends a copy to everyone you know.
 
I wish I were a lesbian.

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass." - Maya Angelou

Obama won, things will get done!
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/14 04:20:01 (permalink)
You get so wrapped up in sex with a woman that you get brainwashed into a man hating butch lesbian and reject the love of your life as a penile endowed pig.
 
I wish for Pete Rose to get inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/17 18:47:29 (permalink)
He does, then refuses to attend the induction ceremony.
 
I wish cars were more affordable.
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