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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/03 09:06:35 (permalink)
Cigarette Smoking Man on the X-Files
 
Well, first of all, it's not a jacket. It's a duster. It's like a jacket only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. I look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find it irresistible.

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/03 15:24:41 (permalink)
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
 
Fuck "right." It ain't about right, it's about money. Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down in that basement and say, "Hey, Mr. Nugget, you the bomb. We sellin' chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I'm gonna write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check for you"?Wallace: Shit.
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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/05 08:15:12 (permalink)
D'Angelo and Wallace on "The Wire"
 
"Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?"

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/05 21:33:18 (permalink)
Hermes Conrad on Futurama
 
What about all the zitty teenagers who love you? What about the letters on the fridge from your students. They're insane about you. I almost cried reading some of those. When you to work and you prod some snot-faced little kid into using his imagination or show him he can use a book to escape his shitty life instead of meth, that's massive.

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/06 08:12:45 (permalink)
"Catastrophe"  
 
"I challenge any of you punk-ass tropical storms to a no-holds barred cage match! Any time! Any coast!"

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/06 16:46:06 (permalink)
Chris Farley as the ruler of all tropical storms El Nino on SNL
 
Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/07 14:00:36 (permalink)
Hank Hill on "King of the Hill"
 
"If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world."

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/08 20:45:50 (permalink)
The Office
 
And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.
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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/10 11:41:14 (permalink)
Red Foreman on That 70's Show
 
You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, Jack. Like sashimi, or pizza.

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/10 15:06:40 (permalink)
30 Rock
 
 
Why? Does it have dandruff?
 
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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/11 08:42:17 (permalink)
Suzanne Sommers on "Three's Company"
 
"We drove 2000 miles for this?"

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/11 17:13:58 (permalink)
Dang ol' Hank Hill on the Simpsons
 
So kids must love clowns, because otherwise, why would there be clowns?

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/12 08:30:18 (permalink)
"Bojack Horseman"
 
"He knows we can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow."

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/13 17:39:16 (permalink)
 Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
Come on, move those arms! Use the power of mental thinking! Make it dynamic!

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/14 08:35:04 (permalink)
Beck in "Futurama"
 
"I can't believe what I'm hearing. You can't tell a gay guy by his appearance. We had an outfielder on the Red Sox, Duke Roberts. I mean he never got married, he never went with girls, he even wore those fancy Italian shoes, and he lived with a guy who was a florist. And Duke wasn't gay."

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/14 18:32:35 (permalink)
Nicholas Colasanto on Cheers
 
Hold on folks. The man's talking about waste management, that effects the whole damn planet!

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/14 20:59:55 (permalink)
The Simpsons
 
You're not going anywhere, all right, until I see the spot. Capice?
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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/15 09:54:53 (permalink)
Maurice on "Third Watch"
 
"I want to say 19, but I like to think of her as 15."

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/15 19:30:13 (permalink)
Tobias getting his rocks off on Arrested Development
 
Ben Franklin, do you wear boxers, briefs or pantaloons?

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Re: Quote That Show 2017/09/15 20:03:57 (permalink)
The Office
 
A Chinese proverb says, "At the gambling table, there are no fathers or sons."
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