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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/17 20:27:35
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Rob in "Catastrophe"
"I'm going to grow up without anyone to love, and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic."
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/19 16:06:44
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King of the Hill
That's why when I finally found you... it was hard to let go. Goodbye, Ted
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/23 15:21:35
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The Slutty Pumpkin on How I Met Your Mother
I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond.
"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying grace. Don't ask you will never know what I'm talking about." Sir Todd Bridges
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/24 20:27:24
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Liz on "30 Rock"
"Hi, I'm Han Solo. I'm Captain of the Millennium Falcon, and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by appearing in this movie."
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/27 08:57:10
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Peter as Han Solo on Family Guy
Okay, so it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up but...
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/27 15:48:05
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Archer
You ain't my number one nothing toots. You hiccup funny and you're right back here.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/31 18:14:04
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Crocket on Miami Vice
Carla, let me tell you a little story. I was.. walking on the beach with the Lord and there was two sets of footprints in the sand, and then there was three sets of footprints and I said 'who's that?' And the Lord said 'It's Dale Earnhardt. He's a big fan of yours.'
"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying grace. Don't ask you will never know what I'm talking about." Sir Todd Bridges
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/05/31 18:59:02
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a red light.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/03 09:23:43
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Lt. Dangle in "Reno 911!"
"Online classes are a viable option to a traditional college experience. And the best way to access those courses is with your own personal laptop. Which is rendered useless, without batteries. And I have one for each of you. Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on. They're lithium!"
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/03 11:11:34
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Michael Gary Scott in the Office
Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/03 16:37:04
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It's Always Sunny Philidelphia
Only when there's a check coming. Who are you?
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/04 18:21:02
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Fiona on Shameless
You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/04 18:46:46
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King of the Hill
I remember that guy. He was a serious radicalist in Boston. He blew up a recruiting station; a couple of soldiers got killed.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/06 12:58:06
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Stottlemeyer on Monk
Oh no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/06 18:37:42
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The Office
Guys, are we really going to let religion divide us? I think there's one thing we can all agree on.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/10 17:04:54
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Britta in "Community"
"I don't know...reward us for our honesty? Hey, it worked for the Beave!"
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/11 19:21:29
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The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
I wanted it to be a person, some superpowered psychopath someone I could hurt, someone I could...punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/14 19:57:05
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Ward on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Miss Lemon, I know Scottie Pippen, I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen, and you, sir, look like Scottie Pippen.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/15 17:57:07
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30 Rock
Sam, you know the rule, if they've got their own handcuffs, I'm out.
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Re: Quote That Show
2018/06/16 09:09:26
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Callen in "NCIS: Los Angeles"
"Got through my first date without him. I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, how to fight. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him!"
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