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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/06 15:59:31 (permalink)
How I Met Your Mother
 
How much for a dance, then, Roger?
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/06 19:57:54 (permalink)
Jim on the Royle Family
 
You can't improve on an asshole by making it bigger.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/07 16:03:02 (permalink)
Jessica Jones
 
Compensation. Adaptability. You're an intelligent man, Columbo, but you hide it. You pretend you're something you're not. Why, because of your appearance you think you can't get by on looks or polish, so you turn a defect into a virtue. You take people by surprise. They underestimate you. And that's where you trip them up.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/07 16:38:31 (permalink)
Fleming on Columbo
 
The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/08 18:45:59 (permalink)
Jim Halpert on "The Office"
 
I'm sorry.  The card says "Moops".

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/08 19:32:54 (permalink)
Seinfeld
 
Things are getting better. People are learning the alphabet. Except Vera.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/16 19:49:11 (permalink)
Lily Rush in "Cold Case"
 
"When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/17 17:55:13 (permalink)
SNL
 
This is God's purpose. The not knowing the purpose is my portion of suffering
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/19 08:47:18 (permalink)
Reverend Smith in "Deadwood"
 
"I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse. I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?"
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/19 21:50:30 (permalink)
Adam Scott not understanding how great Lil' Sebastian is on Parks and Recreation
 
I think viewers expected us to focus on a different aspect of the Switcharoo. Perhaps seeing the son trying to work in his dad's office as an astronaut or the dad trying to make the son's football team. Instead we focused exclusively on the sexual ramifications of the Switcharoo. Let's watch a clip.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/20 18:56:58 (permalink)
SNL
 
Well, technology is a glittering lure. But there is a rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash – if they have a sentimental bond with the product.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/24 18:16:53 (permalink)
Don Draper on Mad Men
 
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/08/24 19:35:40 (permalink)
Troy McClure on "The Simpsons"
 
No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! You ain't never seen my movies? "Juice?" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea?" They ate me! A fucking shark ate me! Drink, bitch! "Jurassic Park."
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/02 08:47:10 (permalink)
Dave Chapelle as Samuel Jackson on Chapelle's Show
 
I spent five and a half years in prison but the worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been cancelled. What the hell was I fighting for?

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/02 08:50:21 (permalink)
SNL
 
A lot of people don't know this but my daughter Jenna and you are good buddies. My attitude is your good buddy of Jenna you're a good buddy of mine.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/03 08:22:17 (permalink)
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SNL

 
This was said by McCain (secrets) on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien".  Also, RIP Sen. McCain.
 
DH's quote was from George W. Bush on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"
 
"Oh, by the way, dude, your Isaac Hayes impression stinks!"
 
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/03 12:22:40 (permalink)
The Fresh Prince to Isaac Hayes on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
Mm-hm. I'm an eyebrow girl. I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/03 20:13:16 (permalink)
Parks and Recreation
 
Maybe London and I could
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/07 21:44:48 (permalink)
Bailey in "The Suite Life on Deck"
 
"Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny because it's ah, bigger than, ah ... you know, a normal hat."
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/09/08 15:22:25 (permalink)
SNL
 
I'm not a club kinda guy. If I wanna shout, I'll go visit my grandmother.
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