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2011/04/12 16:47:16 (permalink)

Terrible Album Cover Of The Day

Inspired by Hoxy posting the Leo Sayer cover of Endless Flight yesterday and my own love of terrible album covers. Feel free to post your own terrible album covers.


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Doin Thangs (1998)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/12 17:45:42 (permalink)










    They don't get much worse than this... or do they?

    Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/12 23:29:39 (permalink)
    They don't get much worse than this... or do they?


    I forgot about The Handsome Beasts, looks like I may have nightmares tonight. But if you want cheese, you can't get much worse than the band responsible for maybe the cheesiest and lamest song of the 2000s:


    Hinder
    Take It To The Limit (2008)

    This is the kind of album cover that screams, douchebag frat bros with money, before they blow all their money.
    post edited by toysintheattic - 2011/04/12 23:30:51

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/13 12:00:09 (permalink)

    Ken
    By Request Only (1976)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/13 21:41:35 (permalink)
    Could not resist this one
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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/13 23:34:58 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: ddrive

    Could not resist this one


    This wouldn't be as bad, if it wasn't Kevin Federline, but since it's K-Fed it looks like a douchebag version of a Tom Waits album cover.
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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/14 08:02:19 (permalink)

    Devastatin' Dave
    Zip Zap Rap (1986)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/14 18:20:25 (permalink)
    Inspired by Hoxy posting the Leo Sayer cover of Endless Flight yesterday and my own love of terrible album covers. Feel free to post your own terrible album covers.


    I think this will automatically be one of my favorite threads of this forum!  Looking forward to see what else is in the toys archive

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/14 19:50:23 (permalink)
    Seven years before they were the 'Cowboys From Hell'


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    Metal Magic (1983)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/15 10:00:23 (permalink)
    Wait a minute? They were sober when they chose this album cover?


    Aerosmith
    Just Push Play (2001)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/15 10:46:55 (permalink)
    I think this will automatically be one of my favorite threads of this forum!  Looking forward to see what else is in the toys archive


    Thank you Hoxy, I hope you continue to enjoy.

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/16 00:25:21 (permalink)
    Like father like daughter, by that I mean two terrible album covers by two people relying more on their last name than actual music talent, brother.


    Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band
    Hulk Rules (1995)


    Brooke Hogan
    The Redemption (2009)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/16 00:54:07 (permalink)
    Reminds me of when "Macho Man" Randy Savage did a rap album.  Oooooooooooooh yeeaaaaaahh!
     


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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/16 01:09:24 (permalink)
    Reminds me of when "Macho Man" Randy Savage did a rap album.  Oooooooooooooh yeeaaaaaahh!


    I debated about putting the rivalry on my last post, considering Savage was pretty much doing this album to say he does not like Hulk Hogan, but I could not get myself to pick against Brooke Hogan and her mural on a stoner's van album cover. But Savage's did make a hysterical album cover, if only Slim Jims sponsored it.

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/16 15:11:44 (permalink)

    Nelly
    5.0 (2010)

    Not only does Nelly claim to have received inspiration for the album title by his Mustang, he put it on the cover. Hopefully on his next album he just admits he is a corporate whore. And hopefully he continues to wear women's sunglasses.

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/17 01:12:27 (permalink)

    The Ministers Quartet
    Let Me Touch Him

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/17 18:19:10 (permalink)

    Ted Nugent
    Scream Dream (1980)

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/17 21:21:11 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: toysintheattic


    The Ministers Quartet
    Let Me Touch Him


    Besides the obvious title, there's also unintentionally hilarity that the guy on the left side seems real happy to be with the other guys.

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/18 00:53:12 (permalink)

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    The Ministers Quartet
    Let Me Touch Him


    Besides the obvious title, there's also unintentionally hilarity that the guy on the left side seems real happy to be with the other guys.


    I think the guy next to him just realized how happy that Harry Truman impersonator is and it is making him nervous.

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    RE: Terrible Album Cover Of The Day 2011/04/18 01:12:29 (permalink)

    Vanilla Ice
    Cool As Ice (1991)

    Although this cover is probably better than his acting.

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