Marc
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Team Annoy: Ed Norton is you favorite actor. What did you think of his scene in American History X, when he
is brutally raped in the prison showers?
Bart: I thought it was a powerful scene and it took alot of courage on his part to take that role. It is also a perfect example of what fags do.
Team Annoy: Don' t you think that men should not simulate gay sex for the sake of acting?
Bart: I don' t see anything wrong with it so long as it does not glorify it. I mean you see the difference in that and say for example " Queer as Folk" or " Six Feet Under" don' t you.
Team Annoy: That stuff is too gay for me. You actually watch " Queer as Folk?"
Bart: no
Team Annoy: So how do you know what goes on in it?
Bart: Well I know what the show is about but I can' t tell you anything about it.
Team Annoy: Did you sell gay porn at your video store?
Bart: Yes.
Team Annoy: Why didn' t god land a tornado on your roof, then?
Bart: Because even then I was saved.
Team Annoy: You were saved before you believed in god? Very convenient.
Bart: You don' t understand
Team Annoy: anyway...
Bart: No. I want to answer God is all knowing and that means ALL KNOWING. He knows the past, present, and the future. He knows who his elect are then, now, and those who are yet to be born. They are pre selected by him based on what they will do. I cannot determine if even you are one of the elect. I will say this. If you and Jerry Falwell both died tonight, your chances of getting to Heaven are better than his.
Team Annoy: Anyway... let' s get back to bad shower scenes... Why do you wear beach sandals in your shower? Do you not clean it? You know that cleanliness is next to godliness, right?
Bart: Yes, but it can never be truly clean. That is how warts and stuff like that spreads.
Team Annoy: Do you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
Bart: No. But I do understand why you would ask that.
Team Annoy: Do you put lesbians in your shower?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: Do you put anything inside your shower aside from yourself and your shower accessories?
Bart: No. This is starting to just be a waste of my time.
Team Annoy: You wasted my time for the first 2 hours, let me ask some questions for the readers' enjoyment.
Bart: If people enjoy this, they must really be bored, so go ahead.
Team Annoy: After the incident where you fell down the steps because you got out of the basement shower to pick up the upstairs phone, did you decide to install a phone in the basement?
Bart: I now take a cordless phone there with me. Actually I am more careful now.
Team Annoy: You mentioned that you neglected your pets when you were younger. What kind of pets were they?
Bart: Stuff that I would catch like toads, lizards and things.
Team Annoy: Do you think they hope you go to hell?
Bart: No, animals don' t have souls.
Team Annoy: Did you enjoy being on the Jerry Springer Show?
Bart: Yeah it was a lot of fun and they took good care of me. It also helped to promote the wrestling that I was working on at the time.
Team Annoy: What was the storyline?
Bart: Well I came on the show with my girlfriend to confess to her that I had been cheating on her with a stripper.
Team Annoy: AmIAnnoying.com mentions that Jerry Springer was given fellatio from one of his talk show guests. That wasn' t you, was it?
Bart: That made me chuckle. No.
Team Annoy: You know that wrestling is full of gay people, right?
Bart: I quickly learned that a lot of people in wrestling are gay.
Team Annoy: Does god hate wrestling?
Bart: That' s a good question.
Team Annoy: it wasn' t that good.
Bart: I don' t think that God loves the WWE and what it has become. I think God hates the glorifying of sexual promiscuity and in some cases homosexuality.
Team Annoy: If you don' t mind, I have some more questions for god and I would like to channel him through you.
Bart: You can ask and I can answer based on his word which is the Bible.
Team Annoy: Aside from America, what other countries does god hate?
Bart: I think that God hates most all of them. What they make up in one area they lack in another. He certainly hates Canada.
Team Annoy: But Canada is #1 in being just north of America. How can god hate that?
Bart: God hates Canada because it legalized fag and dyke marriage and because gospel preaching is now a ' hatecrime' .
Team Annoy: Does god like any countries?
Bart: I would say no.
Team Annoy: So god hates the world. Does god hate black people?
Bart: God hates some black people but not because they are black.
Team Annoy: When will I get to fuck that cute Albanian chick down the block from me?
Bart: Sorry Marc, that' s not a chick! Let me be serious for a minute.
Team Annoy: go ahead.
Bart: You asked about Black people. God never said it is an abomination to be Black or Asian or Hispanic. God made all people. That' s Bible. Acts 17:26 - And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth. All people regardless of race have the same chance at salvation and the same burden of damnation.
Team Annoy: Is homosexuality environmental or hereditary?
Bart: I think that it is enviromental. But to God it dosen' t matter how you got that way - you got to stop it.
Team Annoy: What does god think of the New York Knicks?
Bart: I don' t have a clue.
Team Annoy: Does god watch boxing? Evander Holyfield thinks so.
Bart: Well the answer would be yes of course.
Team Annoy: Does he help people win in boxing matches?
Bart: no. You know boxing is a strange sport.
Team Annoy: Not as strange as wrestling.
Bart: Not in the way that I mean.
Team Annoy: Who is god' s favorite porn star?
Bart: That was creative. I' d say its probably some fag.
Team Annoy: Why did he bless my ex-girlfriend with such an enormous set of breasts?
Bart: That' s I don' t know.
Team Annoy: Does god hate AmIAnnoying.com?
Bart: Yes
Team Annoy: why?
Bart: aren' t you going to ask about the fag
Team Annoy: nope.
Bart: Well I' ll tell you anyway
Team Annoy: go ahead.
Bart: He will get great pleasure from casting him into Hell for all eternity and watching him suffer.
Team Annoy: So why does god hate AmIAnnoying.com?
Bart: Because you allowed yourself to cave into the fag agenda. You were doing good there for awhile.
Team Annoy: I am willing to defend gays and lesbians, even though I am not one. This is a personal decision. Not a business one. Your god needs to stop being a hater.
Bart: Well you will have to take that up with him.
Team Annoy: He' s cool with me. What about Margaret Cho' s cunt of a manager? Does he hate her?
Bart: I don' t know who that is... That whole Matt Shepard thing ruined it for you
Team Annoy: If these people are created by god in his own image, does that mean that god is gay?
Bart: No. God created Adam in his image. That is a metaphor. It means sentient. With the power of knowledge and reasoning.
Team Annoy: Well, god created Matt Shepard. I didn' t do that. God' s to blame. Not me.
Bart: Well I' m talking about the resume. And God did not cause him to anally copulate his brains out with other men.
Team Annoy: He gave him the power to do so.
Bart: Yeah and he gave him the power not to do so. He selected that life of filth and it got him AIDS and a violent death.
Team Annoy: Did you mow any gay peoples' lawns?
Bart: That is what I did as a teen-ager. I don' t know if I did or not, but i don' t think so.
Team Annoy: You chose Bruce as the ' most annoying' member of the forum. What bothers you most about him?
Bart: Because it is my understanding that it was him personally that was bullied into submission by the fag agenda. Namely Matt' s money grubbing mother, Judy.
Team Annoy: I took it down. Bruce and I agreed to do it.
Bart: Well then you are both to blame.
Team Annoy: to praise
Bart: I disagree
Team Annoy: this is not a debate. You can' t disagree.
Bart: You disagree with me.
Team Annoy: Is there anyone in the forum that you do like?
Bart: Oh, I like most all of them.
Team Annoy: Who do you like best?
Bart: You
Team Annoy: I doubt that.
Bart: yeah seriously
Team Annoy: why so?
Bart: you are allowing me to spread my message.
Team Annoy: ah... business.
Bart: Regardless, people will read this and hopefully understand God and the Bible a little bit better.
Team Annoy: at least from your interpretation.
Bart: That' s fine if you want to call it that.
Team Annoy: I' d like to finish this interview James Lipton style (of The Actor' s Studio), with the 10 questions written by Bernard Pivot.
Bart: Who in the Hell is that?
Team Annoy: Don' t worry. He' s in hell.
Team Annoy: Are you ready Mr. McQueary?
Bart: Yeah
Team Annoy: 1. What is your favorite word?
Bart: Hell
Team Annoy: That was an easy one... 2. What is your least favorite word?
Bart: gay
Team Annoy: 3. What makes you feel really, really gay?
Bart: When someone drives by and gives me a thumbs up or says something positive to me when I am picketing.
Team Annoy: actually, the 3rd question is this...
Team Annoy: 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Bart: When I witness the wrath of God against this evil nation. I get soooooo worked up!
Team Annoy: 4. What turns you off?
Bart: People that will not believe that God hates some even though the Bible says so.
Team Annoy: 5. What is your favorite curse word?
Bart: I used to say ' refuckingdiculous.'
Team Annoy: that' s ' refuckingtarded!' ... 6. What sound or noise do you love?
Bart: The sound of my cell phone when its my girlfriend' s ring
Team Annoy: 7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Bart: a fag or a dyke telling me that god loves everyone.
Team Annoy: 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Bart: maybe a lawyer
Team Annoy: That makes sense. You spend a lot of time with frivolous lawsuits in the courtroom anyway. Good practice.
Bart: I don' t consider them frivolous
Team Annoy: 9. What profession would you not like to do?
Bart: an abortion doctor
Team Annoy: 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Bart: Welcome my faithful servent.
Team Annoy: Thank you, Bart. That' s the end of the interview. We' ve learned a lot today, nothing all that important, but we did learn. Good luck with your crusade. I' m sure you will save the world one day.
Bart: And I sincerly hope that God decides that he can use you and spare you from Hell.
Team Annoy: I' ll repent when I' m near death.
Bart: Sorry Marc, but that won' t cut it.
Team Annoy: It' s the holy thing to do.
Bart: Well I want to make one more point
Team Annoy: go for it.
Bart: I want to sum up my beliefs. So that I am very clear on this
Team Annoy: okay.
Bart: God does not love everyone. Read Malachi 1:3. " I hated Esau" , God says. If you believe in Hell does it make sense that he loves the people that he sends there or that are already there. Everyone can repent, but few do. Sodomites and whores/whoremongers usually cannot because they see nothing wrong with what they do. Repenting is made up of three parts. 1) Realizing what you are doing is wrong and being ashamed of it. 2) Asking for forgiveness and 3) Ceasing the behavior and distancing yourself from it. Most people cannot do this because they have been taught that it is ok but their own Bible says that it is not. They have been brainwashed to believe that God " hates the sin and loves the sinner" when there is no scripture for that. You must accept that God hates those that continue to unrepentently sin. Then you avoid it at all costs. That is how you get saved.
Team Annoy: The reality is this. You are a human who has been wronged by a woman and you decided to do some soul searching to cope with the trauma you' ve experienced. It has made you bitter and you are venting to the world with what you think are religious beliefs. One day, just like your change from atheism to religion, you will lose your passion for the preaching and you will be once again be normal like your peers.
Bart: It took me 5 years to come to this?
Team Annoy: Yeah! It' s a huge life change.
Bart: Believe me, that trauma was well behind me within months... that was 1997
Team Annoy: You will have happier days at some point and you will no longer find it necessary to spew hatred at the locals.
Bart: I have never been happier and that is the truth.
Team Annoy: We all live for the moment. When the moment is over, we turn around and wonder what the hell we were thinking. Isn' t that the way you feel about atheism?
Bart: Yes it is. But like I said, you can not understand unless you experience it.
Team Annoy: That' s why you can' t understand the bible.
Bart: I don' t mean finding Jesus in jail to impress a judge or going to church to impress a girl. I mean being selected by God. Are we done?
Team Annoy: You can' t hide behind god. According to you, every move you made was conveniently an act in god' s path. You must take responsibility as a human and it is a sacrilege to speak for god. We are done.
Bart: Well you got that wrong. Every move everyone makes is known to God - past, present, and future.
Team Annoy: I' m not here to change you. I lifted my voice like a trumpet. Now the blood is on your hands.
Bart: He doesn' t make you do anything you do it and He judges. Unlike a human, he can judge you by what you are going to do.
Team Annoy: 3 hours is long enough. Thanks for the interview, Mr. McQueary.
< Message edited by marc -- 7/8/2003 11:10:39 PM >
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