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2004/09/27 10:27:03 (permalink)

The Lorraine Gary Award

I've decided as part of my new role as proprietor of the countdown forum to give out some prizes. A Lorraine Gary award will be given out each week to the author of the best written resume from each Top 15 list. This will continue until such time as the forum is taken away from me.

The choice will be completely personal and unscientific, and there will be no follow-up explanation whatsoever.

This week's Lorraine Gary awards go to:

Wang, for War

and

Thomas127a, for 'Chappelle's Show'

Thank you.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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    ratman
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/01 00:15:51 (permalink)
    About time old Lorraine got something named after her somewhere. After all, she has quite a following here .

    Hey, you know what would be great. What if Lorraine Gary ever came here and submitted her own personal list of most and least annoying. If only.
    post edited by ratman - 2004/10/01 00:17:00

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    "If you can't read, it doesn't matter. That's just as simple as that. I mean, I know it doesn't sound very nuanced or sophisticated, but it's true. It's the absolute truth."
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/04 10:58:40 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    ratman, for Charles Stuart

    and

    TA, for Carol O'Connor

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/04 23:59:01 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    ratman, for Charles Stuart


    Thank-you Wieland for this great honor, though I don't think my Charles Stuart resume is one of my better ones. It's so horrible unbalanced that I've been thinking of adding some more to the not annoying column.

    This Week's Bushism
    "If you can't read, it doesn't matter. That's just as simple as that. I mean, I know it doesn't sound very nuanced or sophisticated, but it's true. It's the absolute truth."
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/11 10:26:16 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    Hoxy, for Jayson Williams

    and

    TA, for Liz Phair

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/11 12:26:14 (permalink)
    I'll never win one of these awards. :-)

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/11 21:20:46 (permalink)
    I would like to thank the Academy. The Wieland Academy, that is.
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/11 23:41:56 (permalink)
    I'll never win one of these awards. :-)


    Too bad. I treasure mine. I'm having it encased in glass.
    post edited by ratman - 2004/10/11 23:43:21

    This Week's Bushism
    "If you can't read, it doesn't matter. That's just as simple as that. I mean, I know it doesn't sound very nuanced or sophisticated, but it's true. It's the absolute truth."
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/16 12:28:09 (permalink)
    The winners this week for the Lorraine Gary Award, as chosen by Captain Howdy...


    Lorraine Gary, above, trying to resist the burning sensation within her genitals for the following resume writers.

    Osama bin Laden, Team Annoy.

    and

    Tyra Banks, Team Annoy.

    Basically, all rogue resume writers were denied this week. Pretty lame, but then again, it could be worse - I could have awarded them to myself.

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/10/25 10:15:48 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    Big Papa, for Hamas

    and

    TA, for Jodie Foster

    MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/01 10:29:28 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    Call me Calvin, for Karl Rove

    and

    TA, for Christopher Walken

    MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/08 09:36:57 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    Drama King, for Ol Dirty Bastard

    and

    TA, for Michael J. Fox


    MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/15 09:34:01 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    TA, for John Ashcroft

    and

    Erin, for Katy Rose

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/15 23:51:23 (permalink)
    TA sure is stockpiling a good amount of these awards. Is there any money going on under the table, Wieland?

    This Week's Bushism
    "If you can't read, it doesn't matter. That's just as simple as that. I mean, I know it doesn't sound very nuanced or sophisticated, but it's true. It's the absolute truth."
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/16 08:38:45 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: ratman

    TA sure is stockpiling a good amount of these awards. Is there any money going on under the table, Wieland?


    A deposed monarch takes what he can get.

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/17 21:15:30 (permalink)
    Here is my belated thank you for the award. I really appreciate it. I wonder if I'm on Rove's enemies list now?
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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/18 17:35:38 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Wieland Kalligaro

    Congratulations to:

    TA, for John Ashcroft

    and

    Erin, for Katy Rose



    wow. i just was having a looksees in here and found out i won a lorraine gary. i just want to take the time to thank wieland, for giving the award, katy rose for being so damn annoying, and ta for making this possible. *cries*

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/18 17:38:24 (permalink)
    I didn't know she was so annoying. I voted her "undecided" just because she isn't Avril Lavigne.

    Back for good. Seriously.

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/22 09:40:30 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    TA, for Satan

    and

    thecheesehead781, for National Football League

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    RE: The Lorraine Gary Award 2004/11/29 09:38:38 (permalink)
    Congratulations to:

    hisnameisrobert, for F.C.C.

    and

    ratman, for Mattie Stepanek

    (Many excellent resumes this week, writers. Very tough call.)

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