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Fashuneesta
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:46:03 (permalink)
Wants IhateU so bad it hurts.

FANTA FEVER!
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:48:01 (permalink)
Fashuneesta and her sister created the Grand Canyon. They were fighting over a penny.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's tough to run against Santa Claus."- Rush Limbaugh
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Fashuneesta
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/27 17:49:40 (permalink)
(Wow, I'm old.)
 
He knows because he was there whacking off. And my sister is younger than me.

FANTA FEVER!
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 00:01:27 (permalink)
Wants crazytrain to take her virginity in plain daylight on the streets of Manhattan.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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ellestark
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 00:16:44 (permalink)
Is actually 65 years old with a 25 IQ
 
GOD that hurt. It's not me really. Just my split personality

You are the most beautiful man I've (n)ever met...
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 00:26:05 (permalink)
Was seen smoking pot with the Portland Trailblazers
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DHirschp
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 01:02:05 (permalink)
Suggested that A. Bartlett Giamatti should ban Pete Rose from the Hall of Fame

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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Narcissus
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 01:08:20 (permalink)
He has permanent brain damage from taking too many showers w/water pouring down rapidly on his head (my mom said scientists proved that it can happen)

More wind for my bitch!
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DHirschp
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 03:15:31 (permalink)
Does not like flowers

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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Tina
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 06:24:55 (permalink)
Once told a Playboy centrefold, "not tonight I have a headache."

Don't dream it.. be it
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 09:59:12 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ellestark
Is actually 65 years old with a 25 IQ

*gasp* ellestark, I am like, so hurt! Oh-mah-gaw!
 
Tina and my mom Tina knocked over a 7-11 last night.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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ellestark
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 13:50:44 (permalink)
Really has accepted Fashuneesta's lesbian advances. They share an apartment together in San Fransisco

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Wieland Kalligaro
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 13:52:23 (permalink)
Has Johnny Depp posters all over her bedroom walls.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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ellestark
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:00:32 (permalink)
Has Johnny Depp posters all over her bedroom walls.


 
Eats cereal off of a plate and with a fork. Extra Milk too.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:09:46 (permalink)
Fully supports President W and his decision to go to war.

Ask me for my advice here.
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Wieland Kalligaro
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:11:14 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: poeboy

Fully supports President W and his decision to go to war.

 
I don't recall ever deciding that; oh, the other President W.
 
poeboy wipes his poopy butt with Alyssa's pics.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:12:50 (permalink)
Is not a deposed monarch, but rather a fat kid who lives in his parents' basement and whacks himself to pictures of Cher.

Ask me for my advice here.
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Wieland Kalligaro
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:16:16 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: poeboy

Is not a deposed monarch, but rather a fat kid who lives in his parents' basement and whacks himself to pictures of Cher.

 
I am not fat!
 
poeboy has a high, tremulous, effeminate voice, and lisps so badly he has to change his shirt at lunchtime.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:20:57 (permalink)
WK preferth cockth to puthy.

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Wieland Kalligaro
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:24:54 (permalink)
When nobody's in the radio station, poeboy locks the door, slips some protective latex over the big microphone, gets out his secret stash of lube, and has a little fun with 'Mr. Mike.'

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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