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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:26:18 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Wieland Kalligaro

When nobody's in the radio station, poeboy locks the door, slips some protective latex over the big microphone, gets out his secret stash of lube, and has a little fun with 'Mr. Mike.'

Fuckers said there was no camera in the studio!
 
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Wieland Kalligaro
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:47:17 (permalink)
Prefers opera to country.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 15:53:50 (permalink)
Once threw his "unmentionables" on the stage at a Neil Diamond concert!

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 16:03:04 (permalink)
Posed as a security guard,  waiting for WK's unmentionables on the stage of the Neil Diamond concert

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 16:05:21 (permalink)
Likes to take photographs of inanimate objects, post them on her fridge, and call them "childhood friends."

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 16:06:59 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ellestark

Posed as a security guard,  waiting for WK's unmentionables on the stage of the Neil Diamond concert

 
Actually, as Grand High Vizier, the Sea-Monster *is* in charge of my unmentionables.
 
David Seabrook's real name is David Seabrook!

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 16:23:21 (permalink)
When approached by a 24-hour fitness rep in the local mall to sign up for a gym membership, the rep asked him if he would like to work out for free?  He replied, "honey, you couldn't pay me to work out, why would I do it for free?"

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 17:04:23 (permalink)
Is the inventor of the Home Self-Castration Kit.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 17:27:59 (permalink)
Got frustrated because she tried to eat soup with a knife and couldn't understand why it wasn't working.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 18:58:01 (permalink)
Read the last edition of Popular Science upside down and was pissed because the punctuation was wrong.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 18:59:49 (permalink)
Is a dude, and a prude.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:06:47 (permalink)
Has herpes.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:07:21 (permalink)
Gave me herpes.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:27:07 (permalink)
Gave everyone here herpes. Cept me, I'm a prude

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:29:07 (permalink)
I gave you herpes, ellestark. Yesterday, that was me. And I sorta forgot to tell you. Prude no more!

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:32:04 (permalink)
Bitch gave me herpes. I was wondering what I was itching at this morning. Could have been the crabs you gave me last week too. Regardless, is having underage sex and should be spanked.
 
FASHUNEESTA! Get over here, I need you to spank someone for me.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:44:09 (permalink)
ellestark likes getting spanked by many and varied women.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:53:15 (permalink)
Isn't really hurting my reputation here.
 
But she has complete KnightRider bathroom set.  Oh wait she's not old enough for that. Let's go with David Hasselhoff bathroom set

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:55:40 (permalink)
ellestark did it with these guys:
   
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:57:32 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ellestark

Bitch gave me herpes. I was wondering what I was itching at this morning. Could have been the crabs you gave me last week too. Regardless, is having underage sex and should be spanked.

FASHUNEESTA! Get over here, I need you to spank someone for me.

 
You got it. Who be it?
 
Oh, and TPAM doesn't realize how sexy PPP Voldemort is.

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