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ellestark
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 19:59:28 (permalink)
Then she gave them head all at the same time after I did em'

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/28 20:01:12 (permalink)
Has a shrine for TGM and I's boobies.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 01:07:40 (permalink)
Knows nothing about fashion and fashion models when I asked her.

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 10:23:59 (permalink)
Knew nothing about Hugh Hefner or any Playmates when I asked him.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 12:10:51 (permalink)
Is actually a toothless ol' gramma in a Tennessee mountain shack.

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 12:32:06 (permalink)
Is secretly living in America because the Kafghanistan police are looking for him!

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 12:36:10 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: TeenageGeekmaster

Is secretly living in America because the Kafghanistan police are looking for him!

 
(It's actually Interpol. )
 
Isn't actually a teenager at all, but only twelve!

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 12:44:48 (permalink)
A 12 year old gramma? Explain that one to me!
 
Is actually a woman that's really into pedophillia.

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 14:18:10 (permalink)
The first time she saw Clay Aiken, she said: "Man, what a freakin' poser."

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 15:17:23 (permalink)
Told me Coors was his favorite beer.

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/29 16:23:05 (permalink)
Used to be a playmate himself, then got a sex change but misses "The good life"

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/30 02:42:38 (permalink)
Least favorite character in Napeleon Dynamite is Kyp.

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

"Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/30 03:02:47 (permalink)
It's "Kip" GOSH!
 
His Sandy vagina, Bruce, and iHATEu10666's Sandy vagina, Mr. Clean, have been running into eachother for years!

Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/07/30 15:05:10 (permalink)
Lives in a trailer park and has a dog named Johnny Reb

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 05:08:27 (permalink)
Throws up in is mouth when no one's looking and then swallows it.
 
 

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 09:09:46 (permalink)
Has a pair of track pants that say STINKY across her butt.

Don't dream it.. be it
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 16:00:17 (permalink)
Favorite singer is Ashlee Simpson

If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 16:17:51 (permalink)
Has a secret Playgirl subscription

Don't dream it.. be it
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 17:52:52 (permalink)
Has a pair of track pants that say STINKY across her butt

 
This is true pigeon. I'm not ashamed
 
 
Just asked me if she could borrow the "Stinky" track pants

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 17:57:20 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: ellestark

Has a pair of track pants that say STINKY across her butt


This is true pigeon. I'm not ashamed


Just asked me if she could borrow the "Stinky" track pants

 
rofl pigeon??? 
 
Offers to lend people her stinky track pants

Don't dream it.. be it
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