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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/01 18:01:06 (permalink)
But I tell them they have to wait for her to stop using them first

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/07 07:01:10 (permalink)
she hates baseball

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/07 15:29:08 (permalink)
Despises her cottage

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/07 19:26:08 (permalink)
Demands that all of his girlfriends refer to him as "Mr. Incredible"

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 00:30:33 (permalink)
Has brown hair

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 14:15:04 (permalink)
Stands outside of The White House pleading to be a part of the Bush Administration

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 14:54:41 (permalink)
Does not own the ElleStarktorium, I do.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 14:55:51 (permalink)
Pees sitting down

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 15:24:41 (permalink)
All those pictures she posts of herself are really not hers.
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 15:36:10 (permalink)
Plagiarizes his resumes from the Wikipedia!

MAJESTY: n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America. - Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 15:39:08 (permalink)
Has a ghostwriter who does his profiles for him (and we all thought he was a genius of a writer!)


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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/08 17:46:33 (permalink)
Has that signature from his own personal experiences

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 00:08:42 (permalink)
She became an even bigger Alex Rodriguez fan when he went to play for the New York Yankees.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 02:07:50 (permalink)
Is secretly hoping the White Sox win the World Series before the Cubs
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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 03:25:03 (permalink)
Funny thing Hox, I must admit that is true now, I have pretty much given up faith in the Cubs.  So what you said was not blashpemy, so I will not commit blasphemy on you.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 03:47:16 (permalink)
Goes to bed wearing a red velvet smoking jacket everynight

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 11:51:49 (permalink)
Has genital herpes.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 15:22:22 (permalink)
Drives around his neighborhood rescuing stray cats to bring home and pamper.

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 16:12:58 (permalink)
Gives out the sister Peter Marie Award

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RE: Blasphemy 2005/08/09 16:18:40 (permalink)
Dresses like a woman on Sundays

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