ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/07 16:27:21 (permalink)
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It seems that Wieland is in self imposed exile.  Has he returned to Kafghanistan?
As Presidental historian do you have any additional information?

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/07 20:53:27 (permalink)
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It seems that Wieland is in self imposed exile.  Has he returned to Kafghanistan?
As Presidental historian do you have any additional information?

Bruce, I don't happen to have any information that I can release to the Annoyatorium public at this time concerning the self-imposed exile and the message posting boycott. 
 
However, I have a new book coming out later this month called "Kingless: The Unroyal Monarchy of the Kaliban," in which I plan to reveal more secrets than "The Da Vinci Code."

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/08 05:33:40 (permalink)
I hope it will not compete with my book
 
 
"Clueless - the first 100 Days of Ratmania"

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/08 17:13:00 (permalink)
I think the market is big enough for both of these explosive exposes to become bestsellers at the same time!  I've begun researching ratman's life for his official biography, so it's a very good thing your book is not out yet--it would surely taint the objectivity of the official biography!
 
Would you be interested in collaborating in a future book?
 
I was thinking "Priceless:  The Pervasive Problem of Missing Price Tags"

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/08 17:29:37 (permalink)
Has Ratman posed for his official painting?

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/08 17:38:21 (permalink)
Oddly, my official memoirs will be released this year.  The book is titled "Lost POEtential: How One Man Fell Short of Millions of Expectations".  It'll chronicle all the times I let people down, starting with a failed nap in kindergarten, right up through my failure to have a sex scandal during my Presidency.

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/09 18:23:19 (permalink)
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Has Ratman posed for his official painting?

Kind of!

ratman's official biography is now posted!

(PS - I know the fonts on my computer are weird because I've had comments about my text being too small in the past, so I hope the text comes out the "right size" on all of your computers.  If it's any different than the previous bios, I apologize.)
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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/10 00:05:27 (permalink)
After reading Ratman's incredible life story I am tempted to vote for Noman Tuman as our fourth president.

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/10 00:08:15 (permalink)
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After reading Ratman's incredible life story I am tempted to vote for Noman Tuman as our fourth president.

Why is that?
 
Voting for Norman Tuman after reading ratman's life story makes about as much sense as one of Norman Tuman's stories.  Though, Norman Tuman is a much better writer than Ann "How To Talk To A Liberal" Coulter!

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/10 01:20:10 (permalink)
I think the ratman is the best yet.

From that moment on, ratman knew he wanted to live the American dream by seeking a career in politics or public service.  When Fievel went west, so did ratman, and that is how he ended up in North Dakota.


Hilarious.

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RE: ANNOYATORIUM PRESIDENTIAL HALL OF HISTORY 2006/06/10 23:59:52 (permalink)


While researching eco-friendly oil alternatives on the Internet, ratman came across a popular forum known as the Annoyatorium.  True to his rat nickname, he lurked the forum late at night and posted when nobody else was awake.  In the morning, members awoke to read a fresh batch of new posts made by the mysterious ratman.  They appreciated his political savvy, and eventually elected him as their leader.   

 
Brilliant all the way (especially the above), though I almost feel as if my presidential privacy has been violated. 
 
By the way, very nice picture.  You apparently caught me on my way to the altar.

I think the ratman is the best yet.

 
Shucks, Howdy.  I never knew you thought of me so highly.
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