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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/10 18:52:41 (permalink)
Unfortunately the strong winds and heavy snow make this performance hard to see or understand. And it causes the TARDIS to malfunction.
 
I wish they served sweet potato fries at McDonald's.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/10 20:50:22 (permalink)
You get food poisioning
 
I wish it wasn't so wet outside
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/16 12:34:01 (permalink)
The humidity is 100 percent and the heat is 97 degrees
 
I wish Peyton Manning was a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/01/16 22:07:27 (permalink)
He makes snide comments about her
 
I wish Peyton Manning would coach the Chicago Bears
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/02 02:23:32 (permalink)
They go 0-16
 
I wish Pharrell Williams, Daft Punk, and the minions from Despicable Me performed at this year's halftime show.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/02 15:16:50 (permalink)
The Minions become pests that they interrupt Daft Punk and Robin Thicke's performance
 
I wish George Michael would do a duet with Robin Thicke featuring half naked chicks and supermodels
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/02 17:55:51 (permalink)
Guess whose Blurred Lines are also on display?
 
I wish the Half Time show were only 15 minutes (and no using me as a publicist; that's pretty much a given).



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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/03 20:13:35 (permalink)
Yoko Ono is the chief performer
 
I wish Gary Oldman was in the jaguar commercial featuring British villians
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/05 19:11:26 (permalink)
Oldman, Mark Strong, Tom Hiddleston, and Ben Kingsley kick your ass then use Loki's mind rape.
 
I wish Richard Sherman had a date with Lupita Nyong'o.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/05 20:45:55 (permalink)
The wind up having sex on your bed
 
I wish Jay Leno would shut up
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/07 08:41:04 (permalink)
He manages to wrangle Ann Coulter to take his place.  And moves next door to you.
 
I wish Valentine's Day were symbolized by blue instead of red.



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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/07 20:14:35 (permalink)
It causes everyone to be depressed
 
I wish there was a single's day
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/09 22:39:14 (permalink)
You get dead flowers, torn valentines, and a box of used condoms.
 
I wish tabloid journalism was banned.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/02/10 20:11:47 (permalink)
You are now living in Iran
 
I wish that it was summer
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/04 18:39:42 (permalink)
Drought conditions cause your neighbors to get cranky
 
I wish I was in an selfie with David Tennant, Peter Davison, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Sergio Di Zio, Matt Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Jackman, John Noble, Joey King, Paul McGann, Charlize Theron, and Ashley Wagner, and then retweet it 66 million times (like Ellen did at the Oscars).

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/04 21:14:49 (permalink)
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Drought conditions cause your neighbors to get cranky
 
I wish I was in an selfie with David Tennant, Peter Davison, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Sergio Di Zio, Matt Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Jackman, John Noble, Joey King, Paul McGann, Charlize Theron, and Ashley Wagner, and then retweet it 66 million times (like Ellen did at the Oscars).




Jared Leto is smoking marijuana and it clouds up the picture
 
 
I wish Ellen DeGeneres would promote Snapple on her show
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/08 01:49:02 (permalink)
The new flavor is bittermelon and pickle blas.
 
I wish Anna Kendrick and David Tennant starred in the sequel to Gravity.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/08 15:16:07 (permalink)
Celine Dion sings the theme song
 
I wish Jared Leto appeared in a Cheech and CHong movie
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/11 12:12:08 (permalink)
People are too stoned to understand WTH is going on.
 
I wish Gary Oldman was cast as the next Bond villain.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2014/03/11 22:09:45 (permalink)
He gets a razzie for it (For the record I think Gary Oldman would make a great Bond villain)
I wish people would not have a hang up about the word bossy
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