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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/16 21:13:01 (permalink)
You now live in a ghost town in the middle of nowhere
 
I wish it was 2028

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/17 15:46:02 (permalink)
THings are still the same
 
I wish Rush Limbaugh would do the Humpty Dance
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/17 16:14:39 (permalink)
He gets more radio listeners and becomes a media darling. Therefore we have 50 more years of putting up with his shit.
 
I wish there was a red carpet during the Parade of Athletes portion of the Opening Ceremonies for the 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/18 15:17:19 (permalink)
It causes a huge traffic jam
 
I Wish Mike Huckabee would be more decent
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/24 16:12:47 (permalink)
By decent, he means more emphasis on modesty and purity culture. Therefore, Playboy is banned in the world.
 
I wish the Kmart that closed in my town became a Target

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/03/25 15:30:14 (permalink)
Prices soar
 
I wish it was not so windy
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/01 23:34:21 (permalink)
Hello 212 degrees Fahrenheit
 
I wish NBC would do a live version of The Greatest Showman on TV with the cast from movie reprising their roles

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/02 20:24:55 (permalink)
It causes a black out
 
I wish people would be more modest
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/04 21:39:35 (permalink)
That's the end of reality TV... wait, this is wish corrupter? No more reality TV would be a good thing, right? Never mind then.
 
I wish my sense of humor was more obvious and accessible to people.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/05 20:26:30 (permalink)
You get banned from MTV
 
 
I wish Woody Allen would run for President
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/15 23:18:29 (permalink)
The GOP inundates him regarding Soon Yi Previn
 
I wish VCR's made a comeback 

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/16 01:20:23 (permalink)
All your  VHS tapes loolike this.
 

I wish fundamentalists were more reasonable.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/16 20:13:45 (permalink)
They are still assholes
 
I wish a sex tape between Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels was aired on the 700 Club
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/25 00:19:45 (permalink)
Trump wins the election by an even bigger margin
 
I wish my hips would stop hurting
 
 

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/27 17:09:10 (permalink)
your knees are worse
 
I wish people would not get in my way
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/04/30 02:21:25 (permalink)
You get in everyone's way, and they want to kill you.
 
I wish Moon Pies had better quality control.

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/05/03 21:15:31 (permalink)
They taste bad
 
I wish I would dry heave when nervous
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/11/29 15:35:56 (permalink)
You vomit more often in public and your health is really bad.
 
I wish I have the ability to shrink and grow like Ant-Man and fly.

Vote Mitch McConnell "Annoying" Now!
 
 
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2018/12/05 20:12:07 (permalink)
You get very dizzy
 
I wish my mom would not place orders for food
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2020/01/26 23:25:04 (permalink)
You starve for days
 
I wish these shows are cancelled permanently without any references of politics, sports, show resurrection, "Not Annoying" voting, show replacements, (insert name show) still on, streaming devices and new reality shows:
 
The new Hawaii Five O
All live action shows on Adult Swim
American Idol (To have the ABC executive who is responsible for renewing and ordering seasons of American Idol and the show's production crew to be fired)
Dancing with the Stars (To have the ABC executive who is responsible for renewing and ordering seasons for the Dancing with the Stars  and the show's production crew to be fired)
All reality shows on MTV
All reality shows on Vh-1
Swamp People
All Kardashian shows
The Voice (to have the NBC executive who's responsible for renewing and ordering seasons for the show to be fired)
The View
MTV VMAs
MTV Movie Awards
NBA on ABC
ESPN on ABC
MLB on FOX (to have FOX's MLB contract terminated)
Teen Titans Go!
Super Bowl Halftime shows

post edited by Neo NX2004 - 2020/01/27 00:11:21

Vote Mitch McConnell "Annoying" Now!
 
 
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

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