Birdienest81
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/03 03:14:08
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They plan their actions in silence endangering your safety
I wish I could design posters for the 2028 Olympics with 576 legendary athletes each printed in a different font
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/03 21:28:36
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You get worked up in a frenzy
I wish Liz CHeney becomes the new House Majority Leader
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/04 15:00:36
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Obamacare and Medicare are gutted
I wish Borat was the new voice of the Chicago L Loop train
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/04 21:32:06
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I keep ranting and raving about in the random things that annoy me
I wish Marjorie Taylor Greene gets lock up in a mental insitution
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/05 03:32:45
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Lauren Boebert takes over as Congress queen of crazy and is even more dangerous
I wish Pentatonix would perform during the In Memoriam at this year's Oscars
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/05 21:09:17
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It bombs
I wish I had more private jet
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/05 23:21:30
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Crash...you're dead
I wish Cold Case was revived for one more season so it can be given a proper series finale ending
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/06 15:49:24
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The finale sucks
I wish those Bernie Memes would stop
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/06 20:42:43
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Bernie decides to primary Joe Biden, and then he wins. However, he loses to Marjorie Taylor Greene. No the pandemic never ends, and now the apocalypse arrives.
I wish the glitch that is causing the profile numbers to skip on AmIAnnoying.com was fixed
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/07 15:16:04
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It affects your computer
I wish Ted Nugents turn Kyle Rittenhouse in
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/08 20:11:40
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He is acquitted
I wish I could travel back to 1993 to see how Tom Brady was doing then
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/11 21:13:56
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You wind up distrupting the time line
I wish my mind would not go blank
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/12 05:43:36
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You rambling nonsense like a drunk idiot
I wish I could travel back to 2001.
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/12 21:13:26
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You are your 12 year old self
I wish Gary Sinise stars in a movie about the CHicago Cubs
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/13 04:32:12
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Curse of the Billy Goat becomes Curse of the Razzies. Oh, and now you have to wait 228 years for the next World Series title.
I wish People Magazine and TV Guide gave me access to their archives of past issues online
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/13 15:24:39
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Your computer crashes
I wish the Cubs-White Sox face off in the world series
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/13 23:40:49
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It's not played in Chicago due to an outbreak of a novel virus even deadlier than flu and COVID combined. Oh, and Wrigley Field is damaged by a extra tropical storm. So it is played in Seoul Olympic Stadium with tickets costing $1 million.
I wish comeuppance would comer for James Toback, Joss Whedon, and Justin Timberlake
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/14 10:59:04
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It does, but the plane they go down on together is also carrying 100 other people.
I wish I played football for Manchester United.
Colour coding is the way forward!!!
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/14 15:43:23
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They are in last place
I wish Claudia Conway the nedt American Idol
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Re: Wish Corrupter
2021/02/15 04:03:13
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She is rejected before singing a single note
I wish the UK rejoined the European Union
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