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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/15 20:53:44 (permalink)
Protests get violent and make the storming of capitol hill look tame
 
I wish epideologists had better communication skills
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/16 04:39:59 (permalink)
They still tell you straight that social distancing and masks are permanent. No ifs, ands, or buts.
 
I wish the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences sold face masks with a silhouette of the Oscar statuette printed on the side

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/16 20:45:28 (permalink)
Gina Carrano throws a hissy fit with you as her target
 
I wish they make a comedy about cancel culture
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/19 15:16:08 (permalink)
Not only does the play itself get cancelled after one performance, it is banned like the swastikas in Geramny
 
I wish conservatives would just STFU

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/19 20:51:33 (permalink)
You know have to hear liberal lunacy that is worse
 
I wish Ted Cruz is forced to resign
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/20 13:48:38 (permalink)
He is replaced by an even more heartless monster
 
I wish the government would subsidize cable and streaming television so we could have it for free like broadcast TV

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/20 15:28:23 (permalink)
Welcome to a Soviet Style Dictatorship
 
I wish Joe Madden guides the Angels to world series title?
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/20 17:53:21 (permalink)
It comes at the hands of your beloved Chicago Cubs
 
I wish a turtle was the mascot for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/21 15:24:46 (permalink)
It causes the runners to be slow
 
I wish Lauren Boebert is expelled from Congress
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/22 00:23:40 (permalink)
She wins the presidency
 
I wish McDonald's would do Doctor Who Happy Meals

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/22 20:50:56 (permalink)
David Tenant sues for a billion dollars
 
I wish Snoop DOgg appears as a Klingon in Star Trek 
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/23 16:38:51 (permalink)
Razzie time
 
I wish I had Funko Pop Vinyl Dolls of Olympic Athletes (dolls that look like this, please click on the link before responding)


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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/23 20:46:21 (permalink)
Your house overflows that you have to get a new house
 
I wish politicians were more humble
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/24 02:52:41 (permalink)
They keep important COVID-19 info to themselves further delaying an end to the pandemic
 
I wish there was a Walmart closer to my new residence

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/24 20:53:59 (permalink)
Not only is it close but you work there with poor pay
 
I wish Stephen King and Peter DInklage were my next door neighbors
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/25 01:26:25 (permalink)
Peter Dinklage goes Jack Torrance on you
 
I wish cellular service was better outside my new house

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/25 21:43:25 (permalink)
Your phone runs out of juice every 5 minutes
 
 
I wish a have nice house in the hills
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/26 04:05:59 (permalink)
It is damaged by falling due to soil erosion
 
I wish Fry's Electronics reopened

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/26 20:44:18 (permalink)
Steve Bannon  is the new owner
 
I wish Woody Allen would film in CHicago
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/02/27 07:04:26 (permalink)
Ronan Farrow does a scathing expose on Allen during pre production and your film is dropped from its distributor

I wish I could skip to the 9/11 20th anniversary, then to Super Bowl LVI, then to the 2026 World Cup, then to the 2028 (100th) Oscars, and finally to the 2028 Olympics

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