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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/12 00:21:53 (permalink)
Frosty as in Frosty the Snowman reception. He gets liked even more.
 
I wish the Coen Brothers were Eli Manning's agents.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/12 21:22:15 (permalink)
He starts speaking New York Accent and engages in odd things
 
I wish Jerry Seinfeld appears in a Woody ALlen movie
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/12 22:21:54 (permalink)
It involves a cringey rape scene
 
I wish BTS would sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" at Wrigley Field

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/15 21:00:47 (permalink)
It is worse than Roseanne Barr
 
I wish MIchael Ohstrom and that Eric Feng guy are not allowed on tv
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/16 03:51:08 (permalink)
They become Cook County's new health directors and enforce health totalitarianism that makes North Korea look tame
 
I wish a German restaurant opened in ddrive's neighborhood

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/16 21:33:44 (permalink)
The owners happen to be Nazis
 
 
I wish James Corden makes a movie about his car
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/18 05:25:16 (permalink)
It co-stars the Kardashian family and has corny sex jokes
 
I wish creeps like Jake Angeli and Robert Aaron got their just deserts

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/18 21:08:47 (permalink)
You wind up their cellmate
 
I wish they reintroduce the fairness doctrine
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/19 17:19:26 (permalink)
It does not apply to cable so Fox News and OANN pollute the airwaves with lies

I wish I could play the kazoo like in the Ringo Starr song Your 16

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/19 20:35:07 (permalink)
He causes a massive headache
 
I wish I people would stop being negative
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/20 20:29:20 (permalink)
They become incessantly flattering
 
I wish Samuel L. Jackson hosted Antiques Roadshow

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/21 15:36:38 (permalink)
He gets fired for using the F word
 
I wish Doug Mastriono is held accountable for his role in the Capitol HIll Riots
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/22 01:49:11 (permalink)
He only gets community service as a punishment
 
I wish Netflix would broadcast NFL games live

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/22 20:53:35 (permalink)
Streaming costs go through the roof
 
I wish epidemologists would use football, basketball, and hockey analogies over baseball analogies in regards to COVID recovery phase
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/23 00:15:38 (permalink)
They liken it to 9/11, Columbine, and Hurricane Katrina
 
I wish Blockbuster was revived

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/23 20:30:40 (permalink)
It puts local video stores out of business
 
I wish the news media would promote more positive stories
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/24 02:06:56 (permalink)
They all involve Pokemon
 
I wish libraries would reopen for limited browsing

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/24 18:54:51 (permalink)
All the books are bad
 
I wish Chuck Norris would do a musical
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/25 05:36:34 (permalink)
It involves an appearance from Jeanine Pirro
 
I wish it was I had pen pals from Germany, UK, Japan, and Italy

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/03/25 21:19:17 (permalink)
Your German and Italian Pen Pal don't speak English, and your English pen pal speaks East Londonese
 
I wish Brian Kemp admits he is a racist
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