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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/17 00:46:54 (permalink)
They relax social distancing but go harder on face masking to the point of quintuple masking
 
I wish the Oscars would be broadcast on PBS beginning in 2029

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/17 15:36:36 (permalink)
ratings tank
 
I wish Jim Jordan gets into a scandal that lands him in jail
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/21 05:34:24 (permalink)
President Ron DeSantis pardons him in 2036
 
I wish Brian Wilson and Mariah Carey were neighbors

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/21 21:03:12 (permalink)
THe make lots of noise and you happen  to be their neighbor
 
I wish it would not get to cold in April
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/22 18:18:04 (permalink)
triple digit temperatures
 
I wish Elmo was an Oscars presenter

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/23 18:24:10 (permalink)
triple digit temperatures
 
I wish Elmo was an Oscars presenter

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/23 20:32:21 (permalink)
He makes fun of your favorite director
 
 
I wish Snoop Dogg make an appearance in Star Trek movie
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/24 02:49:30 (permalink)
Data and Picard have a vendetta against him
 
I wish Fauci was cast as the new Barney the Dinosaur and Dr. Feigl-Ding as the new Urkel

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/24 15:15:38 (permalink)
COVID Fatigue goes through the roof
 
I wish mundane things were not neccessary
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/28 14:22:55 (permalink)
Loud things are the new normal
 
I wish H.E.R. would collaborate with Dua Lipa

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/28 16:48:27 (permalink)
William Shatner and David Hasselhoff add back up vocals
 
I wish Fox News was banned on Military bases
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/28 22:21:09 (permalink)
Newsmax is still permitted
 
I wish mask lovers, Oscar haters, and Nolympics folks would disappear

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/29 20:41:35 (permalink)
They wind up in your living room and won't leave
 
I wish Roger Stone goes to jail 
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/30 05:45:01 (permalink)
The only way you don't get him as your cellmate is if President Noem pardons him
 
I wish Nielsen ratings stopped mattering

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/04/30 20:42:07 (permalink)
Lousy shows still remain on the air
 
I wish Rudy Guiliani would confess his crimes on live tv
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/05/01 18:17:57 (permalink)
His only punishment is community service
 
I wish Twitter would flag COVID disinformation from Dr. Ding.

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/05/02 15:29:05 (permalink)
Michael Ohstrom is now the most popular tweeter
 
I wish more people get the COVID vaccine
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/05/03 02:54:16 (permalink)
You still have to wear masks (and it's until 2033)
 
I wish Bachman Turner Overdrive and Blues Traveller did an album together

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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/05/03 19:12:12 (permalink)
It causes a brown note 
 
I wish the weather would be more mild 
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Re: Wish Corrupter 2021/05/03 19:12:13 (permalink)
It causes a brown note 
 
I wish the weather would be more mild 
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