Ai_Aura
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/17 19:37:11
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They'll be more affordable but all the cars left will be nothing more than cardboard boxes with painted wheels.
I wish i had an army of evil ninjas
Marrow: Light never dies, even in monsters. Shadowcat:"So many people I have loved have died in the name of this undeclared war between the species that share more similarities than differences. I want to find a new way."
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Orange Squirrel
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/17 20:55:14
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Wish granted, they kill you.
I wish that I could talk to animals.
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Ai_Aura
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/17 22:24:01
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You can but they only speak an old dead language that nobody understands I wish I had the seventh book from harry potter
post edited by Ai_Aura - 2006/03/17 22:28:10
Marrow: Light never dies, even in monsters. Shadowcat:"So many people I have loved have died in the name of this undeclared war between the species that share more similarities than differences. I want to find a new way."
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/18 00:20:59
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You find out it is a complete bore
I wish I was still on vacation
If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living. "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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Zephyr
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/18 02:04:48
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You are on vacation and there is a major storm which causes unfixable damage to the city you are vacationing in.
I wish there were no criminals!
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/18 15:07:57
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Wish granted but there is no freedom and we live in fascist state
I wish Tom Cruise checked into a mental institution
If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living. "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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Zephyr
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/18 21:39:40
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He does and then convinces everybody at the institution to convert to Scientology.
I wish comedy movies would win Academy Awards.
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/19 01:03:22
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They all feature Dennis Miller and Adam Sandler
I wish to have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world
If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living. "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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David Seabrook
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/19 09:30:40
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You do, but you find out she's a PETA activist and that's all she talks about while you are fornicating.
I wish I could jump higher.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/19 14:36:14
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Wish granted you jump into a helocopter and get decapitated
I wish the Yankees were in Last place
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Effervescent Scene
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/19 22:10:37
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They fall to last place, Tampa Bay wins the division and baseball folds because nobody wants to see Tampa Bay be the best team in baseball. I wish all the Starbucks coffee shops would close! 
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/20 00:01:43
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They do and you got a cranky DHirschp to deal with.
I wish Michael Moore went on a diet
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Ooooh Missy
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/20 12:17:20
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He loses the weight, but he is still hated by conservatives. I wish my taxes this year were simpler to figure out.
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poeboy
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/20 12:26:49
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Ooooh Missy
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/20 12:33:56
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Somehow you become her vibrator, but you require battery changes every 15 seconds.  I wish James Blunt would fade into obscurity.
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/20 14:32:09
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He dissappears but keeps appearing at your house every five minutes
I wish I had an ipod
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/21 13:21:23
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You get an I-Pod but then scientists announce listening to an I-Pod causes brain cancer.
I wish VH-1 showed more music videos.
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/21 13:59:20
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They do and it is crappy pop music videos
I wish they bring back Behind the Music
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Ooooh Missy
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/22 00:09:22
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They do, but they will only profile crappy 70s acts such as Bread, America, Terry Jacks, Rupert Holmes, Leo Sayer, etc.
I wish I had a personal masseuse.
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DHirschp
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RE: Wish Corrupter
2006/03/22 03:11:17
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You do but that person is unattractive
I wish the mess in Iraq gets cleaned up
If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living. "Clothes make the man."-Burton Guster
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