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Ai_Aura
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/17 19:37:11 (permalink)
They'll be more affordable but all the cars left will be nothing more than cardboard boxes with painted wheels.
 
I wish i had an army of evil ninjas

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/17 20:55:14 (permalink)
Wish granted, they kill you.
 
I wish that I could talk to animals.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/17 22:24:01 (permalink)
You can but they only speak an old dead language that nobody understands

I wish I had the seventh book from harry potter
post edited by Ai_Aura - 2006/03/17 22:28:10

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/18 00:20:59 (permalink)
You find out it is a complete bore
 
I wish I was still on vacation

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/18 02:04:48 (permalink)
You are on vacation and there is a major storm which causes unfixable damage to the city you are vacationing in.
 
I wish there were no criminals!
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/18 15:07:57 (permalink)
Wish granted  but there is no freedom and we live in fascist state
 
I wish Tom Cruise checked into a mental institution

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/18 21:39:40 (permalink)
He does and then convinces everybody at the institution to convert to Scientology.
 
I wish comedy movies would win Academy Awards.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/19 01:03:22 (permalink)
They all feature Dennis Miller and Adam Sandler
 
I wish to have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/19 09:30:40 (permalink)
You do, but you find out she's a PETA activist and that's all she talks about while you are fornicating.
 
I wish I could jump higher.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/19 14:36:14 (permalink)
Wish granted you jump into a helocopter and get decapitated
 
I wish the Yankees were in Last place

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/19 22:10:37 (permalink)
They fall to last place, Tampa Bay wins the division and baseball folds because nobody wants to see Tampa Bay be the best team in baseball.
 
I wish all the Starbucks coffee shops would close!
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/20 00:01:43 (permalink)
They do and you got a cranky DHirschp to deal with.
 
I wish Michael Moore went on a diet

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/20 12:17:20 (permalink)
He loses the weight, but he is still hated by conservatives. 

I wish my taxes this year were simpler to figure out.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/20 12:26:49 (permalink)
They'll get easier, but they'll look like this:
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Bill_Clinton/1439.html
 
I wish I was Halle Berry's vibrator.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/20 12:33:56 (permalink)
Somehow you become her vibrator, but you require battery changes every 15 seconds. 

I wish James Blunt would fade into obscurity.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/20 14:32:09 (permalink)
He dissappears but keeps appearing at your house every five minutes
 
I wish I had an ipod

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/21 13:21:23 (permalink)
You get an I-Pod but then scientists announce listening to an I-Pod causes brain cancer.
 
I wish VH-1 showed more music videos.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/21 13:59:20 (permalink)
They do and it is crappy pop music videos
 
I wish they bring back Behind the Music

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/22 00:09:22 (permalink)
They do, but they will only profile crappy 70s acts such as Bread, America, Terry Jacks, Rupert Holmes, Leo Sayer, etc.
 
I wish I had a personal masseuse.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/22 03:11:17 (permalink)
You do but that person is unattractive
 
I wish the mess in Iraq gets cleaned up

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