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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/28 14:39:33 (permalink)
You get a very bad ulcer
 
I wish the Yankees wind up in last place this year

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/29 00:51:14 (permalink)
They do, but Bud Selig puts in effect a '2006 Opposite Year' clause for MLB, so they are declared THE CHAMPIONS!!
 
 
I wish Stevie Wonder could see.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/29 03:25:39 (permalink)
He has the eyes of a hawk and can see what you are up to.
 
I wish gum never lost it's flavor

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/29 21:14:17 (permalink)
Then nobody ever has to buy gum again and the economy goes down the toilet.
 
I wish telemarketers would all lose their voices.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/30 03:16:44 (permalink)
You still get stupid phone calls from annoying relatives
 
I wish all Scientologists renounce their religion

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/30 21:21:59 (permalink)
....and latch on to some other fruitcake nuttier than that L Ron Hubbard crackpot!
 
 
I wish the trees could talk.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/31 03:14:31 (permalink)
They do but they are loud and curse all night, when you trying to put the tykes to sleep
 
I wish New Orleans get's rebuilt within five years

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/31 18:22:24 (permalink)
It gets rebuilt into a old rundown piece of crap...in less than five years
 
I wish I would stop losing things.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/03/31 19:39:46 (permalink)
You will, but your lower body starts to expand.
 
I wish I could speak over three languages.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 00:14:57 (permalink)
You will speak 5 languages. But they will be 'Star Trek' languages (such as Klingon) and be of no pratical use to you (except at geek conventions).
 
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 03:12:30 (permalink)
You get eaten and face the painful digestion
 
I wish I was a rock'n'roll star

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 16:17:40 (permalink)
You sound so bad that some crazy nut kills you during one of your concerts
 
I wish Cheney shot Bush instead of that lawyer.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 17:55:04 (permalink)
Wish granted, Cheney shoots a pricker bush, the lawyer is unharmed.
 
What a strange request.
 
I wish that Ai_Aura made a less strange wish.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 19:26:04 (permalink)
Wish granted, I'll make one that pisses you off instead.
 
I wish Orange Squirrel would turn blue >.>

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 19:37:43 (permalink)
I would shun him for copying me.
 
I wish for a nifty pair of trousers!

Back for good. Seriously.

"Lack of money is the root of all evil." -- Oscar Wilde.
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 19:39:21 (permalink)
Sure, have some nice pink ones.

I wish stupid people would go away


post edited by Ai_Aura - 2006/10/12 17:06:54

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/01 23:34:53 (permalink)
WIsh granted except you regret it the moment you shoot someone
 
I wish I met the pope

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/02 01:02:56 (permalink)
You meet him right as some nut tries to assassinate him
 
I wish for a date with Eva Longoria
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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/02 01:24:18 (permalink)
Your wish is granted but Tony Parker gets to kick your ass afterwards.
 
I wish Jessica and Ashlee Simpson would fall off the face of the earth.

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RE: Wish Corrupter 2006/04/02 03:28:13 (permalink)
Another clone of the Simpsons appear and their worse
 
I wish we did not lose an hour of sleep for daylights savings time

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