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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/01/18 17:51:36 (permalink)
A collection could be interesting. I could probably put some lists together during the upcoming snowstorm here in the northeast.

 YOU TEARING ME APART LISA!
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/01/24 20:23:08 (permalink)
 
A government shutdown two-fer:
 
Larry Kudlow, Director of the National Economic Council and one of Trump's top economic advisors, praised federal workers for 'volunteering' to do their jobs and said part of the reason was 'their allegiance to President Trump.'  A reporter pointed out that the federal employees who are working were designated as 'essential employees' and legally required to report to work, adding "That's not volunteering if you're being forced to work without pay."  Kudlow responded by complaining that the reporter was playing a "semantic game." (Washingtonese for "pointing out the bloody obvious.")  Personally, I cannot wait for Kudlow to make a trip abroad so he can praise the even harder-working volunteers in China's labor camps.
 
Meanwhile, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross said he could not 'quite understand why' some of Kudlow's volunteers in the federal workforce are going to food banks.  Later that day, he "clarified" (Washingtonese for "frantically backtracked") his remarks, declaring that the administration is "painfully aware" that people are experiencing hardships as a result of the shutdown.  Between Kudlow and Ross, I'd say it would be more accurate to describe the administration as "painfully clueless."
 
Kudlow:

 
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/01/29 09:32:42 (permalink)
 
Roger Stone
 
As part of his witness tampering, Stone threatened to kidnap the service dog of Randy Credico, a radio personality who had been subpoenaed by the House Intelligence Subcommittee.
 
 

 
Sorry. Wrong picture.  This is Roger Stone:

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/01/30 10:07:52 (permalink)
 
1. The Polar Vortex
Windchills of 60 below zero, over 2000 flights cancelled, at least five dead.
 

 
2. People (like President Trump) who use polar vortices and other cold snaps as 'proof' that global warming is a hoax
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/01/30 13:22:47 (permalink)
 
3. Matt Bevin
The Kentucky governor declared that closing schools over a mere 20 below zero windchill factor (the conditions in Louisville) is a sign that America is growing "soft." 
Several teachers suggested that Bevin demonstrate his own toughness by standing out in those conditions for the same 30 minutes that some students have to wait for their bus.  More succinctly, Al Roker dubbed him 'the nitwit governor.'
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/02/02 08:46:48 (permalink)
 
Ralph Northam
 
The Virginia governor has landed in hot water after his page from the 1984 yearbook of his med school resurfaced. One of the photos on the page shows two men, one in blackface and one in a KKK hood. He has admitted to being one of the people in the picture*.  He's already given the embarrassed apology; expect the resignation any day.
 
*Without specifying which one, for some reason. Is he waiting for polling to determine which one is less offensive?
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/02/05 17:55:07 (permalink)
 
Ralph Northam update: He's now claiming that he's neither of the two people in the photo.  He did, however, regale the audience at his press conference with the story of how he blackened his face with shoe polish to imitate Michael Jackson in a dance contest.
 
 
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/02/05 17:59:17 (permalink)
 
Liam Neeson
 
The actor recalled that when a loved one was raped by a black man, he wandered the streets at night armed with a cosh, hoping some "black bastard" would start something with him, so he could kill him.
 
I was so appalled, I punched the first random Irish guy I ran into.
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/02/07 10:59:14 (permalink)
 
Further updates to the insanity in the great state of Virginia:
 
Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who would take over if Ralph "That's not me in my racist yearbook photo" Northam resigns, has been accused of sexual assault by a college professor.  Fairfax is claiming the two did have sex, but that it was consensual.
 
Meanwhile, State Attorney General Mark Herring, who'd become governor if both Northam and Fairfax resign, has admitted to wearing blackface to look like a rapper at a college party.
 
 
Fairfax:

 
 
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2019/02/07 11:06:55 (permalink)
 
Phil Robertson
 
The Duck Dynasty patriarch dismissed the idea of government-provided health care, declaring "I already have health care. It's given to me by God. Eternal health care. I'm guaranteed to be raised from the dead."
 
Thus recalling Jesus's saying, "When you see the poor and the sick, tell yourself, 'Screw them, I'm getting mine in the next world.'"
 

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