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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/07 10:23:10 (permalink)
Donald Trump
 
Your demands for recounts keep confirming the other guy got more votes.
 
Your baseless lawsuits keep getting rejected by the courts.
 
The lackey you appointed as Attorney General concedes to reality and admits that there's no evidence of the massive vote fraud you keep alleging.
 
The governors and/or legislatures of key states refuse your suggestions that they ignore the voters and declare you the winner.
 
The officials in Georgia* ignore your open solicitation for vote fraud.
(*And possibly other states where the tapes haven't been released.)
 
Only a handful of Senators prove sycophantic enough to try to derail your opponent's win at the certification stage.
 
Your Veep brushes off your demented claim that he can somehow single-handedly undo the election results.
 
What's a narcistic authoritarian to do?
 
Encourage your more militant followers to storm the Capitol and attempt a coup, that's what.
 
And with his last futile effort at undermining democracy, Trump makes a Bob Beamon-esque leap past Warren Harding and James Buchanan to claim the "worst president ever" spot.
 

  
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/10 22:58:12 (permalink)
 
Rudi Giuliani
 
Apparently adopting the conspiracy theory that all those people running amok in the Capitol with MAGA hats and Trump banners were Antifa in disguise, Giuliani declared, "Trump people were not scaling the wall."
 
Presumably, his next step will be explaining that he did not encourage the riot by telling Trump supporters "Let's have trial by combat" -- that was really Rich Little, who had been hired by George Soros.
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/10 23:02:33 (permalink)
Rush Limbaugh
 
The talk radio host -- demonstrating that his cancerous lungs may be the least malignant thing about him -- took a unique approach to the storming of the Capitol: denouncing the people calling for an end to violence.
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/10 23:18:15 (permalink)
 
Miya Ponsetto
 
Ponsetto, aka 'the SoHo Karen," was videotaped in December falsely accusing a black teenager of stealing her phone (which she had actually left in her Uber ride), then lunging at him and forcing him to the ground.
 
She was arrested Thursday and charged with attempted robbery, attempted grand larceny, attempted assault, and acting in a manner injurious to a minor.  Since she refused to get out of her car and had to be dragged out by police, she may also get charged with resisting arrest.
 
Meanwhile, she gave an utterly clueless interview to Gayle King, whining, "I'm a 22-year-old girl. How is one girl accusing a guy about a phone a crime?"
 
The kid's father, jazz trumpeter Keyon Harrold, responded, 'We are not interested in what she has to say, in her feigning remorse, and we certainly will not provide her a public platform and audience to do as much.'
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/11 17:07:10 (permalink)
Red State
 
The conservative website decided to go beyond the "All those rioters were Antifa dressed up like Trump supporters" conspiracy theory and published an article declaring, "There was no riot in DC. There was no insurrection. There was no ‘storming’ of the Capitol Building."
 
Apparently, this was too much even for veteran reality denialists and the article was retracted a day later.
 
A scene from the riot that never happened:
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/11 20:35:39 (permalink)
Susan Collins
 
In an utterly bizarre op-ed, the Senator (R-Maine) claims that when the Capitol was stormed by a mob composed overwhelmingly of white people with MAGA hats and Trump banners -- on a day when Trump had called for a 'wild' protest -- 'My first thought was that the Iranians had followed through on their threat to strike the Capitol.'
 
Maybe she should get the prescription for her glasses updated.
 

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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/13 12:38:00 (permalink)
 
Azealia Banks
 
The rapper posted to Instagram a video of her apparently digging up her dead cat (named Lucifer), boiling it, and using the skull as the centerpiece of an altar.
 
She has since declared critics of her actions racist: "this is very un-black lives matter of you all."
 
Remember December 31 and thinking, "At least next year can't be as weird as this one"?  Ah, the good old days....
 

 
 
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Re: Bitch of the Day! 2021/01/14 23:25:05 (permalink)
Kyle Rittenhouse
 
The Kenosha shooter decided to celebrate being out on bail for killing two people at a Black Lives Matter rally by going to a bar, hanging out with members of the Proud Boys as they serenaded him, and flashing a white supremacy gesture.
 
 

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