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Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
From The Desk Of Apostle Orlando Bethel - Second Coming of Christ
Official Press Release January 1, 2007 To Whom It May Concern: Today, Apostle Orlando Bethel, Minister of New Life Gospel Ministries - Repent or Burn in HELL, announced his intention, within the next week to file the official paperwork to run for our nations highest office, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. He is running as the Christian Reform Party - Remove all sodomites. A speech will be given in Loxley, Alabama courthouse steps with all town supporters present. Apostle Bethel stated that he plans to "restore America's moral values and ban sodomites from the country as well as divorce and remarriages." These monsterous sins are why GOD is punishing this nation. Also, Apostle Bethel plans to strenthen the welfare state to include health insurance for all people, including the homeless and raise taxes by 23% on the upper middle class and 32% on the top 1 percent. Lower middle class and the poor will have ALL taxes eliminated and enjoy all the welfare provided by the upper middle class and the rich. All information is provided as of 3:25 p.m. CST and approved by Apostle Orlando Bethel. Your Humble Servent! Prophetess Gussie
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/02 20:42:34
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Judge Roy Moore from Alabama ENDORSES Future President Apostle Orlando Bethel.
Judge Moore of Alabama said, "we need more Christians who are not afraid of God's word and have been a humble servent of Orlando's for years and give me a first class endorsement for President."
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Ari
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/03 13:46:31
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LOL Like there'd even be a snowball's chance in hell of that..... 
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/03 13:59:04
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ORIGINAL: prophetessgussie
Judge Roy Moore from Alabama ENDORSES Future President Apostle Orlando Bethel.
Judge Moore of Alabama said, "we need more Christians who are not afraid of God's word and have been a humble servent of Orlando's for years and give me a first class endorsement for President."
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/03 16:40:45
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So who's going to be the running mate?
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/03 20:40:24
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I am filing the paperwork to form an exploratory committe.
I haven't decided on a running mate yet for we have to form the party.
We have several candidates from Bernice King (MLK Daughter) to Prophetess Love who was Baker Acted in Virginia, but probably won't ask her.
WE ARE DEAD SERIOUS! If Jimmy Carter can get it, WHY CAN'T I??
Hell is full of fire and brimstone! REPENT YOU SINNERS! God's faithful servent, Apostle Orlando L. Bethel
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/04 04:22:33
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All the very best Orlando
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/04 11:12:23
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LOL Like there'd even be a snowball's chance in hell of that.....
This is Orlando who gets arrested, whose wife gets put in prison, who recently lost his court case and who now believes he is the risen Christ. So lets look at his fan base.. Well he has lost the gay and lesbian vote, he has lost the jewish vote he has lost the vote of everyone who has ever been or might consider divorcing. He has lost the black vote on account of his racisim, and from those in favour of law and order, as well those who family and friends are in the armed services. He has lost the vote of the ' upper middle classes' and the vote of the enitre state of Alabama on account of his nutty actions. But hey he stil stands a chance, and I would say god bless democracy that if he wants to put himself forward he apparently can. Orlando pm me and I will give you my backing in writing
"Tastes Delicious" "Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the the world is 12,000 years old." Bill Hicks
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/04 20:22:43
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This is the best thing i've read in ages 
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/05 02:44:03
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he has lost the vote of everyone who has ever been or might consider divorcing. He has lost the black vote on account of his racisim Interestingly enough in considering his view on divorce and remarriage, Orlando's current wife is a divorcee... (I can't remember what my friend's investigator wife said about his marital past.) and Orlando is a black man....
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/05 04:23:12
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Bethel, Glynnis and Gussie: A modern day prophet has some words of wisdom for you....  Drugs are bad, mmmmmkkay!!
post edited by crazytrain - 2007/01/05 04:24:47
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RE: Apostle Bethel Annouces Candidacy For President of The United States - 1/1/2007
2007/01/21 20:25:23
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I do agree, drugs are very bad and should be avoided at all cost.
As for the candidacy, good luck dude, your goals about welfare really interest me. Good luck again.
Also I'm sorry to crazytrain and anyone else this message offeneded.
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