On a Scale of 1 to 10...

With 1 representing "least likely" and 10 "most definitely," your job is to rate the possibility of the given event ever happening, ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.  Or, if it already did, just answer as such.  Here we go:
 
...how likely are Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and the Olsens to learn from the Hilton case?

2
 
How likely is Mika Brzezinski going to receive a promotion for her stand on the Paris Hilton story?

If you're talking about in our collective lifetimes, I'd give it a 3
 
How likely is Paris Hilton to stick to her post-prison word?

ORIGINAL: DHirschp

1 and that is being generous

Barry Bonds not being hailed by MLB as the ultimate hero

2, particularly since I have no idea what purpose it serves
 
Remembering Live Earth or its purpose in the next six months

1.


That before he leaves office, Bush will portray his decisions in Iraq in revisionistic terms, using the word "history" a lot?

1, because I didn't
 
Richard Lugar not reversing his pre-Brzezinski stance on the Iraq war

2


That the Fed will raise interest rates, then claim the economy is growing, the housing market is booming, that at least 5 million more jobs were created, and the rate of unemployment will not be stated, just compared to a statistic from the 1960"s?

5
 
Simon Cowell quitting American Idol

1
 
Paris Hilton (especially since she's still spending like water) not getting back into trouble for toking or DUI / DWI