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2008/08/14 16:58:48 (permalink)

Word Salad

Premise: Just type random stuff that while gramatically making a complete sentence, makes no sense at all.
 
 
When you swallow in your throat like a key, it comes out.
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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/14 18:10:17 (permalink)
    Only Blossman would think of a thread with a title like that.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/14 19:01:26 (permalink)
    Why do the pyramids seem to jump into waters that sing like trees?

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/14 21:54:18 (permalink)
    A puppy is like a kitten but for dogs, a kitten is like a puppy but for cats

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/15 14:28:53 (permalink)
    A robin too; it means spring.
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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/15 22:09:47 (permalink)
    A car drives by, it makes me cry

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/24 10:11:30 (permalink)
    A rabbit doesn't sing without just cause.

    He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.--Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/26 19:19:06 (permalink)
    I approach a shell gas station because I am hungry

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/27 15:00:43 (permalink)
    Barnes & Noble gave Kim Kardashian 29 crocodiles that could tweet like monkeys.

    “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/27 15:50:15 (permalink)
    My house is as purple as an angry rectangle.

    He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.--Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/27 16:24:42 (permalink)
    Campwankyourself is intelligent, modest, and self-depreciating.  Kind of like a banjo.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/08/27 19:26:33 (permalink)
    I have sex but I found Lindsay Lohan offensive

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/11 17:41:33 (permalink)
    My brain sings like a room full of pina colades dressed with black flamingos.

    “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

    -Simon Bolivar
     
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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/11 19:35:22 (permalink)
    The wind caused the dog to sing a song about the balanced budget

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/11 20:17:59 (permalink)
    A spiky angel bit a brick.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/11 21:22:48 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: DHirschp

    The wind caused the dog to sing a song about the balanced budget

    Sadly, this one makes more sense than it appears.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/12 08:17:26 (permalink)
    You bet youself a fried testicle that there will be a symphony of pig shitters and spit balls

    If we don't shoot for the impossible life is not worth living.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/12 10:50:16 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: DHirschp

    You bet youself a fried testicle that there will be a symphony of pig shitters and spit balls

    This one makes more sense than you guys think.  Bet yourself ten fried testicles on more donkey carcasses.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/12 19:25:06 (permalink)
    The computer wore tennis shoes.

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    RE: Word Salad 2008/09/14 01:43:13 (permalink)
    My great-uncle Sally snorted like a daisy without tipping over her long, tall wildebeest. 

    “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

    -Simon Bolivar
     
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