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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/23 10:44:28 (permalink)
Louis C. K. on Tosh 2.0
 
You're telling me that I could have had a chance with Marisa Tomei?
 
 

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/23 16:18:31 (permalink)
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Louis C. K. on Tosh 2.0
 
You're telling me that I could have had a chance with Marisa Tomei?
 
 




It's Louis C.K. on Louie.
 
Your quote is Jason Alexander on Seinfeld
 
You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/23 20:16:43 (permalink)
The Simpsons
 
The Devil is in the details
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/29 18:28:56 (permalink)
Jim Beaver in Supernatural
 
Mom, after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/29 20:13:44 (permalink)
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Jim Beaver in Supernatural
 
Mom, after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.




Actually it was from the quote Hannibal, but Bobby Singer did say that
 
It's Only a lie when you believe it
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/29 23:01:06 (permalink)
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It's Only a lie when you believe it




"It's not a lie, if you believe it." should be the George Constanza quote
 
Again:
Mom, after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/30 08:15:27 (permalink)
Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development"
 
"I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide."
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/01/30 20:13:29 (permalink)
Law and Order
 
I'll, I'd like a, a petit filet mignon, very lean, not so lean that it lacks flavour, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate. And I don't want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between, bearing in
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/05 18:39:40 (permalink)
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Law and Order
 
I'll, I'd like a, a petit filet mignon, very lean, not so lean that it lacks flavour, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate. And I don't want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between, bearing in




mind the slightest error either way, and it's ruined. Niles in Frasier
 
Sometimes I think I'd like to adopt a little baby. So I could abandon it at a mall.

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/05 20:36:57 (permalink)
Archer
 
And that's how Sue see it
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/08 10:43:52 (permalink)
(The only person on Glee I have respect for) Jane Lynch on Glee
 
NBC has the Olympics. It’s a big deal. NBC will finally get to show somebody who’s okay with passing the torch.
 

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/08 14:00:44 (permalink)
Conan
 
This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/10 11:14:17 (permalink)
Mr. Burns in "The Simpsons"
 
"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/10 20:16:57 (permalink)
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A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

 

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/10 23:59:37 (permalink)
Danny McBride on Eastbound & Down
 
Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes.
 

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/11 20:19:47 (permalink)
30 Rock
 
So did Quasimodo.
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/15 16:53:32 (permalink)
William Daniels in St. Elsewhere
 
YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!

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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/16 14:01:34 (permalink)
Jesse Pinkman in "Breaking Bad"
 
"Oh, Mario. How I wish I could control everyone the way I can with you. Hop, you little plumber! Hop, hop, hop!"
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/16 15:41:20 (permalink)
The Big Bang Theory
 
Just do what I do and steal money from the register when the boss ain't looking.
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Re: Quote That Show 2014/02/19 21:50:37 (permalink)
Tommy Chong on That 70s Show
 
Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong. Everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot.

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