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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/23 17:39:24 (permalink)
Samira Wiley in the Handmaid's Tale
 
Go talk to her, idiot. Drink first... No, you stupid alcoholic. Talk to your daughter. You're ruining her. You know that, right? No matter what, your poison is already in her. There's nothing you can do. "That's not true!" Yeah, it is, you stupid piece of shit! You're a real stupid piece of shit, and everywhere you go you destroy people! Of course your mother never loved you, what did you expect? That's why Sarah Lynn died! That's why Charlotte will never forgive you! What are you gonna do to Hollyhock!? What are you gonna do, asshole!? Shut up!

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/24 09:15:47 (permalink)
BoJack Horseman in "BoJack Horseman"
 
Yes, I can! "She Loves You", was originally titled "She Loves You, Man." And "Help", was originally titled "Help Me, Man!" And "She's Got A Ticket To Ride", was originally "She's Got A Ticket To Ride And The Bitch Don't Care, Man"! 
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/24 14:59:02 (permalink)
SNL
 
Well, we're already like a family, it'd be like the kid belongs to all of us.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/26 17:25:56 (permalink)
Shane on the L Word
 
I can't believe we're competing against Skip Marooch. He has a book out. I read it! I mean, I mostly read it. I looked at all the pictures.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/26 20:22:34 (permalink)
Bob's Burgers
 
D.A. just got the call. Tom's manager hired Marjorie Westcott to defend him.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/28 18:52:19 (permalink)
Catherine on CSI
 
Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns? Go home, you're off the team, for good!

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/28 20:23:06 (permalink)
The Simpsons
 
 
Brick, you've gotta sign your name to the card, stick it in the envelope with a couple of hearts, lick it. C'mon, Brick, lick, stick, done.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/29 16:32:02 (permalink)
Frankie in "The Middle"
 
"I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/29 16:56:49 (permalink)
The perpetually annoyed Jerry Seinfeld on his show... what was the name...?
 
"Unto?"
"Buckle my shoe."

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/29 21:09:07 (permalink)
Daria
 
Scratched cornea. Brass bits and gas ripped into my eye.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/30 16:27:02 (permalink)
-William H. Macy (portraying Vernon Francis 'Frank' Gallagher) on Shameless (ep. "A Beautiful Mess")
 
"Apologies to Matt Damon because we ran out of time."

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/30 19:18:12 (permalink)
Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live
 
I don't like giving up on stuff. I still want Nickelodeon to take over my school.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/30 21:17:29 (permalink)
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
 
You know, this 'teacher' thing is starting to grow on me, 'cept for the hours.  Shoot, last time I was up this early, there were only three networks, two Wayans brothers, and O. J. was up for an Image Award.  And then there're the students—y'know, I finally think I'm starting to reach 'em.  They may not always like the way I do things, but at least I know I finally gained their respect
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/30 22:32:56 (permalink)
Steve Harvey on "The Steve Harvey Show"
 
"Yeah, me and Blank are getting the old Christian magic act back together."

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/31 12:02:27 (permalink)
A magician named Gob on Arrested Development
 
Because I didn't think March Thirty-First existed.

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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/31 16:28:46 (permalink)
Parks and Recreation
 
 
Do you know why I chose this man? So crudely etched? The smell of shit hot upon his breath? Because this world is filled with the grotesque. And the divine. They exist together, two sides of a coin. You cannot have one absent threat of the other. Yet words do not convey the true nature of this. It must be experienced. It must be felt. And never forgotten.
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/03/31 17:18:25 (permalink)
-Jason Hood (playing Cossutius) on Spartcus: Gods of the Arena (ep: "Paterfamilias")
 
"Why waste precious time thanking your mom when you could be taking your mom for the ride of her life on a Jet Ski?"

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/04/01 17:18:20 (permalink)
2018 Oscars
 
Mr. Maryweather, I'd like to present Madame Ethel Mertzola. She's going to be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic!
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/04/04 21:22:52 (permalink)
Lucy in "I Love Lucy"
 
"Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited. Yay! My turn is over!"
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Re: Quote That Show 2018/04/13 12:21:05 (permalink)
-Nancy Cartwright (portraying Walph Wiggum) on The Simpsons (ep: "The Color Yellow)
 
"Open your ears Brock. She kisses boo boos not bozos!"

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.”

-Simon Bolivar
 
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