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Re: Quote That Show 2019/07/26 20:06:59 (permalink)
THe Simpson
 
Because, Achmed, women in this country have been treated like crap for about 150 years when they couldn't vote. So, unless you want to not vote for that long and possibly give me head, I suggest you get your ass over there!
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/07/29 20:21:24 (permalink)
Hack "comedian" Carlos Mencia on his really shitty show Mind of Mencia
 
No, man, it's true! I stole it, man! I took credit for it 'cause I'm not actually funny! Come on, man, do you know what it's like? Being a comedian but not being funny? Come on, Kanye, I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent, man!

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Re: Quote That Show 2019/07/30 18:38:12 (permalink)
South Park
 
Master is football more important to you than I am?
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/07/31 21:34:21 (permalink)
Jeannie in "I Dream of Jeannie"
 
"I'm sorry. Well actually, I'm not sorry! I don't give a fuck! They cancel my show, and shit goes crazy!"
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/01 20:04:59 (permalink)
Chappelle's Show
 
After years abroad and seeing all there is to see in New Jersey; schooled at Eton and Oxford, New Jersey; I am come to stay!
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/05 12:21:25 (permalink)
Alec Baldwin on Clerks: The Animated Series
 
I'd like to remake the movie Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal where he plays a genie and I'd like to get it right.

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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/05 18:37:15 (permalink)
Parks and Recreation
 
 
If anyone should see any cause why these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/10 08:30:50 (permalink)
A phrase that's used in every wedding ever, but the first Google reference was the Priest in "Californication"
 
"No, just ignorant.  You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.  Just ask this scientician." 
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/10 14:21:29 (permalink)
The Simpsons
 
He who laughs last laughs best, not good! Best! Best! Best!
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/16 20:31:50 (permalink)
Adam West in "Batman"
 
"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/17 15:22:45 (permalink)
Seinfeld
 
I'll stand for the dwarf.
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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/18 20:41:28 (permalink)
Bronn on Game Of Thrones
 
Ooh, east. I thought you said "weast."

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Re: Quote That Show 2019/08/19 18:27:43 (permalink)
SpongeBob Squarepants
 
Celebrity Gossip: It hurts, it tears down, it destroys. I love it.
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