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2009/05/03 20:17:15 (permalink)

Scenes from a Hat

This was quite possibly the number one segment on all of Whose Line Is It Anyway. See how it's played.

I'll give you a "scene" that might have been written down by an audience member; your job is to come up with a line of dialogue or perhaps a snapshot that you consider an appropriate fit for that scene. Then you leave a scene for the next player. Two ground rules: no posting twice in a row, and if you want to make an Annoyatorium member the butt of that scene, you damn well better be ready for a counterattack (just ask Drew).

For example, if I said Things you can see from space besides the Great Wall of China, you might answer J-Lo's butt.  As long as you haven't received a response, you can change either or both items as many times as seen fit.  Oh, and remember that what might be your political musings is someone else's sacred cow. All set?

Things you can say about your lamp that you can't say about your boyfriend / girlfriend.
post edited by Cool It All Right? - 2009/05/06 10:03:55

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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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    RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/04 20:24:53 (permalink)
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