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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/07 14:11:35 (permalink)
Did you know the mike was on?
 
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/08 12:03:29 (permalink)
What really goes on off camera.

Three things you won't find in a hockey players locker?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/08 12:53:17 (permalink)
Teddy bear, a leotard, and a flag of Mexico
 
Eight events if Kobe Bryant were president?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/08 17:58:21 (permalink)
Eight?  Birdie, really?  The only thing that would happen if Kobe Bryant became President is that no man would ever be convicted of rape no matter how guilty he was because every act of sexual intercourse would be considered consensual!
 
Things Sarah Palin wouldn't write in her diary.

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/08 18:20:02 (permalink)
Yes on aborition, supporting for gun control, how much Bristol Palin drives her nuts, praising Levi Johnston, etc...

Five things/events that would awake the Birdie Monster (aka piss of Birdie)
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/08 19:45:57 (permalink)
The Oscars have been canceled.
The Emmys have been canceled.
The Price Is Right is moving to New York.
The Razzies have been canceled.
Bird's Nest has been canceled!!!
 
What Sarah Palin should have turned the microphone off before saying.

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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 11:43:22 (permalink)
Ya know, lipstick isn't the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull.  If I wasn't married, I'd show you why.
 
Things Bill O'Reilly does with his right hand...

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 17:16:58 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Cool it All Right?
 
The Oscars have been canceled.
The Emmys have been canceled.
The Price Is Right is moving to New York.
The Razzies have been canceled.
 
Bird's Nest has been canceled!!!

 
Actually, I don't really care about the Razzies is The Price of Right. I'd be a little sad if the Emmys get cancelled, but I'm not super sensitive of it as much as the Academy Awards. Nice going though, Cool It.
 
Anyways...
 
clenching his fists in anger, pointing at his detractors, and writing f* you notes to the Democrats
 
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 19:31:44 (permalink)
  1. Finding celebrities do his skits like the YEar 2000
  2. Chuck Norris Insiprational videos
  3. his Budwieser custome
  4. A picture of the politician that looks like him
  5. Old SImpson's jokes
  6. Old Snl jokes

What Bristol Palin really thinks about her mother in her diary

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 20:03:10 (permalink)
"Why couldn't I have been born a Democrat?"
 
How to make Tyra Banks quit America's Next Top Model

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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 22:18:45 (permalink)
Have her filman episode without makeup and wearing a Hefy Garbage bag as a dress.
 
Three qualities a secret service officer would have to have to guard Obama?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/09 23:59:32 (permalink)
Patience to wait in line while Obama places a fast food order for his staff, turning away kids who want to greet Obama because they're security risks, having to wear black all of the damn time.  Can you imagine wearing black suits in the heat and humidity of a summer in Washington, DC?
 
Things a parent wouldn't want their four year old child to tell a complete stranger.

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/10 01:12:43 (permalink)
"This one time, I saw mommy on her knees in front of daddy, and..."

How to tell when you've picked the wrong movie

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/10 16:14:53 (permalink)

 
Rejected symbols for the Republican party logo

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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/10 21:10:34 (permalink)
the donkey
 
What Angelina Jolie Thinks about Jon Voights recent comments on Obama

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/10 22:50:23 (permalink)
Good ol'Dad! Craziness runs in the family!
 
What Jennifer Aniston tells her shrink?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/11 10:15:18 (permalink)
Yeah...you know....it was good....it was good.  Good.  It was....okay....well, not too good.  Not good at all.  Bad in fact.  Really....really.....bad.  You would think.....you would think....a man as old as John Mayer....he's a man....wouldn't think dutch ovens are funny.  Not....funny....at all.  At....all.  Geesh.  Why....why....why....can't I find a real man like Brad Pitt again!

(that was also my best impression of Jennifer Aniston)

What Laura Bush told W. on his last day as President?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/11 16:25:51 (permalink)
How the hell did you last two terms?

What your dog is thinking right now

Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored, then you're boring, the agony and the irony, they're killing me.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/11 17:11:08 (permalink)
"Feed me before I eat you!"
 
Uh-oh, Sanjaya's invaded Bollywood!

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“Just when you’re beginning to be bored by what you’ve done is when it’s beginning to be noticed by your audience.” —  Frank Stanton, overruling William Golden's attempt to design a new ident for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/06/11 17:51:41 (permalink)
He makes a sequel to Slumdog Millionaire that wins six Razzies and Danny Boyle sues Sanjaya for defacating his work.
 
Seven Emmy-winning comedies or dramas that an NBA player would watch.

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