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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/15 21:43:04 (permalink)
"I've got a full house, eights over Jacks."
 
First Lady Jessica Simpson

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/16 10:05:25 (permalink)
"Does this mean I have to give up my career?"

What Manny Ramirez is really sorry for?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/16 13:20:13 (permalink)
Not proven that he is a bigger diva than A-Roid
 
Supreme Court Chief Justice Kathy Griffin

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/16 19:37:15 (permalink)
D List cases the reality tv show
 
A reality tv show about the life of a pimp

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/16 21:23:25 (permalink)
"You're watching For The Love Of P. Diddy!"
 
Rejected poses for The Thinker

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/17 09:42:58 (permalink)
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/17 09:50:36 (permalink)
http://www.onlinemuseumstore.com/html/topten.html 

What Al Gore thinks about before he uses air-conditioning...

post edited by Sabrina - 2009/07/17 09:52:27

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/17 12:41:41 (permalink)
Screw the environment, I'm hot.

Michael Jackson meets Elvis Presley in the afterlife

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/17 19:25:01 (permalink)
"Yeah, Lisa Marie's just as old as you now."
 
Unlikely constellations

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/17 20:04:21 (permalink)
The PHallic Constellation
 
How a dog reacts when it sees another person?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/19 17:05:57 (permalink)
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, fresh meat."
 
Pull the string on the Simon Cowell doll and it says:

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/20 09:49:36 (permalink)
"Actually, I rather do hate myself..."

What a racist bigot does upon learning they come from a bi-racial background?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/20 17:32:44 (permalink)
Tells everyone they were adopted.

What Howard Stern would ask in an interview with Bruno.
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He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.--Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/20 17:56:34 (permalink)
So, what are you, a gay nazi? Are you part of the German Village People?

And Bruno's response?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/20 17:59:18 (permalink)
"What's a Nazi?"
 
("Where does that dieresis come from anyway?")

What the Annoyatorium would place on the Moon to commemorate the 40th

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/20 20:03:56 (permalink)
A logo of the website
 
Crazytrain goes to the opera

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/21 09:37:23 (permalink)
"Why is the goddamn fucking fat black nigger cunt ho liberal bi-racial trash, with the big fucking lips, yelling?"

What the Buddha would say about the Bible?

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/21 15:54:31 (permalink)
Interesting, but I prefer non-fiction.

What your dog thinks when he sees you naked.

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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/21 17:10:50 (permalink)
"Pee-yoo!"

Overheard at a sighting of Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman on the beach
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RE: Scenes from a Hat 2009/07/21 20:39:46 (permalink)
Hailey: John Jessie text me about this yada-yada yada
Jon: Shut the fuck up bitch
 
Kate Goselin dates Fabio

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