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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 01:42:43 (permalink)
next question wang?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 08:24:14 (permalink)
I' ll take the next question because I' m sure Wang' ll be gone ' til tonight...

Would you cut your pinky off for a chance (it' s not a given, just a chance) to win a million dollars?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 09:29:21 (permalink)
Sure. I got nine other fingers.

You have to kill your best friend. How do you do it?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 09:30:50 (permalink)
Poison.

You have to kill a parent, how do you do it?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 09:48:47 (permalink)
1986 Chevrolet Suburban, in 4 wheel drive.

Your life is going to end in 6 hours. What do you do to fill time?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:00:38 (permalink)
Put some metal in the microwave and watch it explode.

God tells you that you have to die, but he' s going to give you some options. He gives you the option of being eaten alive, burning to death, being electrocuted to death or drowning... what do you choose?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:04:38 (permalink)
Electrocute me.

You' ve found your birth family. Two words: Joe Dirt. Do you contact them?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:11:01 (permalink)
No, I figure they left me on the side of the highway for a reason.

Your wife and your money are drowning. Which do you save first?

This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it. " - Al Capone
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:18:41 (permalink)
Being the Italian-lover of women that I am: My wife

Would you allow one of your testicles to be squashed in a vice to save your childs little toe?
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:22:32 (permalink)
No. We don' t do crushed nuts here.

You met your dream girl online. She' s everything you' ve ever wanted, but in person, total yarf-puppy. Fat, stinky, etc. What do you do?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:28:58 (permalink)
Do her in the pooper and then dump her.

You meet the girl of your dreams. The two of you date for a couple of year and decide to ger married. The night before you get married, she tells you that before the two of you met, she had been a prostitute for a couple of months. Do you go on with the marriage or dump her?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:30:35 (permalink)
Go on with the marriage then force her back to work. Those women make money!

What would you rather smoke: Pole or Dung?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:42:14 (permalink)
Eeesh, this one is bad.

Um, God damn... pole. Disgusting.

Would you rather have unprotected sex with someone who has herpes or give oral to a girl with crabs.

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:45:03 (permalink)
Sorry bout that last one.

Herpes, man. I hate seafood.

You wake up tomorrow as a woman. You have one week. What do you do?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 10:50:39 (permalink)
I have one week as a woman or one week to live?

Eh, either way, I' m going to have the same answer: have sex with the male version of myself.

You' re sentenced to jail for a month and your cellmate says he' s going to rape you and if you resist he' s going to kill you. Your cellmate, Bubba, is 6' 7" and weighs about 300 lbs. Do you bite down and take it like a (girlie) man and get out in a month or do you try and fight him off and, most likely, get murdered?
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 11:00:01 (permalink)
have sex with the male version of myself


lol , funniest answer yet...

I would play like I give porn star head... and bite down.. take my risks after I spit his peter out.

You have the ability to go back in time.. Which event do you pick to interupt.?

This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it. " - Al Capone
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 11:00:04 (permalink)
That night I didn' t press harder to bag the Hooters waitress. She was there. I missed out.
Your dad tells you he' s gay, and wants you to be Best Man at his " wedding" to his " friend" Roger (pronounced roh-zhay). What do you say?
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 11:03:14 (permalink)
- Sure dad, as long as you don' t do the " you may now kiss the fag thing."


If you could be any person in the history of the world for a week, who would you be and why?
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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 11:04:55 (permalink)
Jack the Ripper, ' cuz then I' d know who it was and why all those whores had to die. Bad head, maybe?

Same question, next person?

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RE: Q & A 2003/10/09 11:05:55 (permalink)
Ron Jeremy. Is there any question as to why? He' s banged everyone!

Who was crazier, Osama or Adolf?
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