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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/03 10:27:53 (permalink)
-you could always send all those Southern bugs to New York SkuKers,they' d die in a minute!
-people that drive thisclosetomeatnightwiththeirhighbeamson
-dumb people
-being asked to contribute to the restaurants matching donor program.For every dollar I give,it will be matched.
-so I gave .5 and laughed
-sports,sports,sports,nothing but,all winter long.AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
-feeling like I' m the only one in the known Universe,besides SkuKers,that' s not INTO sports
-lobster
-Hallmark Card Hall Of Fame TV movies.What dreck.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/04 13:32:58 (permalink)
* Thanks, Sabina, I' ll try to round up some of these hideous southern bugs to send north.
* Being awakened by nonsense.
* Loud, loud obnoxious people.
* slobs
* headaches
* ice storms
* ink pens that bust
* annoying commercials
* People that give up easily.
* TV show reruns.
* Some southern traditions...you' d think alot of these people were still living in the Gone With The Wind era. Jeeeezus. " I waved at so and so and never got a thank you card in the mail!! Can you believe the nerve? My, my my!" (Uhm...wtf?! *nausea*)




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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/05 10:06:59 (permalink)
SkUKers! We' re just as bad in the North!
i.e. " I saw you in the post office 3 months ago and you never called me"
i.e." I invited you to MY HOUSE on a Holiday and,despite 2 flat tires in 3 days,and an ice storm,you Never Made It.I WILL NEVER,NEVER,EVER,NEVER FORGIVE you this HUGE SOCIAL SNUB.You are now RESPONSIBLE for dramatically and FOREVER changing the FACE OF HISTORY and the GENE POOL OF North America"
-Jennifer Lopez
-canned cheese
-low fat ice cream,what' s the point?
-Gerri,she' s just so #[email protected]#)($* STOOPID,god,she' s just so damn dumb.
-makeral
-people who laugh at other' s misfourtunes
-white shoes
-golf

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/05 23:48:29 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Sabrina
SkUKers! We' re just as bad in the North!
i.e. " I saw you in the post office 3 months ago and you never called me"
i.e." I invited you to MY HOUSE on a Holiday and,despite 2 flat tires in 3 days,and an ice storm,you Never Made It.I WILL NEVER,NEVER,EVER,NEVER FORGIVE you this HUGE SOCIAL SNUB.You are now RESPONSIBLE for dramatically and FOREVER changing the FACE OF HISTORY and the GENE POOL OF North America"
-Jennifer Lopez



LMAO!! Does that not drive you crazy when people say things like that to/about you/others?! I mean, who flipping cares?!
* Yep! J. Lopez
* Slooooowww modems!!
* sore throat
* Michael Jackson
* 7th Heaven' s corniness even though I like the show ok. [:' (]
* Getting bit by Peachbutter.
* Standing in line at the post office.
* Kelly Rip-a-big-one
* Some of the dumb things some people do to get on Ripley' s. What kind of freak puts giant pins, hooks & things in their skin, hooks a cord to said objects and dangles from a crane?! Psychos! When will that show go away?!
* Gatorade



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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/07 12:48:06 (permalink)
-people that will do anything to get attention
-Oh Yeah,Kelly Ripa!! Ever wonder why she wipes her nose all the time,on Regis? Duh! Coke head and preggers to boot.What a pity.
-canned beef
-moldy fruit
-people who live to gossip/speculate/talk about/other people.What a waste.
-slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww drivers in the left passing lane of a highway
-the malls around here,gives me a headache
-the trillions of times a day that tv stations run car and furniture ads.
-whiners

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/07 13:07:24 (permalink)
* MSN following in AOL' s footsteps & sending a disk a week! *grrrr* Ahhh, well, can always use them as coasters & the cases for burnt cd' s later.
* Cleaning the fridge. What joy!
* Running into a wall/door or tripping on something after waking up, but not fully awake.
* cocoa packets w/ out the little marshmallows
* Phone ringing before 10:00 am on Saturdays.
* Running out of ketchup.


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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/07 14:04:35 (permalink)
-using all the free CD' s I get in the mail to play mini-frissbee at work.
-people who don' t leave messages on my anwsering machine,just hang up a zillion trillion times.
-small towns and the " mentality" that goes with them.
-I found out from Charlie(he owns a liquor store)who' s cheating on who and who has a boyfriend/girfriend,etc.Fasincates me.He tells me because he has people calling him and telling him this stuff.Like me,he doesn' t CARE,like me,we draw the same types of people.
-Filing my taxes
-junk mail.I feel bad for the tree' s that were wasted to produce such crap.
-running into a logger who' s been in the woods,way,way,way,way,way,too long.
-going to the dentist
-making " nice" when what I want to do is start a fight.Bad,I know.It' s bad....
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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/07 22:58:28 (permalink)
*People that ride my bumper. *immediate brakes slam!! muwhahaha*
*People that ride other people' s bumpers besides mine because I know how annoying it is.
*Cashiers w/ fingernails as long as their hands & they can' t even hit the register so it takes them a century.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/09 11:26:57 (permalink)
...people who can see how damn busy we are and expect to be treated like Royality
...overbred horses,dogs and cats
...watching figure skaking on tv,when the person goes to do a hard jump/move/and falls down.Then listening to commentary by the lardasses sitting on the sidelines.Like they could skate as well?Jerks.
... Brenda' s boyfriend Tim.Bleck.Bleck.Bleck.
...the idiot' s that try to prove to me that they are somehow smarter than me.Christ.In my town? I' m the resident genius.I finished High School!
...cheap wine

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 01:54:08 (permalink)
*People that ask others to do something they wouldn' t do themselves.
*People that ask others to do petty things that...well, what?! What' s the point?!
*GA.
*Landlords (Or well, the bitchy wives that make them anal for no reason.)

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 11:23:57 (permalink)
Landlords without bitchy wives,who have nothing better to do than Make Sure their stupid property is 100 % pristine.
cobwebs
low fat milk
cold scambled eggs
lab work and needles
Being asked " Does this hurt?" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo,not at all,just because you have a needle in my arm the size of a 747 and you keep missing my veins and can' t seem to find one that hasn' t collapsed,and just because you' ve only had maybe 2 mintues of training....nooooooooooo,doesn' t hurt me at all.I' m a Stoic.Right.Oh? What' s this? I' m bleeding extra because you don' t know what you' re doing? What? Oh of course!I' ll keep my entire arm elevated for the next 59 hours.Sure thing.No problem.
What do you mean I have an attitude?
liver
dry skin
books so badly written I wonder how they got published
Major Bloomberg of NYC
Albany New York
Nick,when he goes on and on about being able to make it snow or rain or whatever.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 12:19:20 (permalink)
LOL ^ Omg, needles suck!! Especially when the one poking you w/ one hasn' t a clue what they' re doing. [:' (] Then your arm is extra sore the next 2 days.Feel for you, Sabrina.
* My landlord is still a jerk, but he actually tried to apologize about " doing so much in the yard lately, but his wife insists...blah, blah..." He almost seemed sincere, but haven' t forgotten the big just walk right on in episode, so sincerity wasn' t convincing enough for me to feel too sorry for him & his plea. *muwhaha*
* My " shark" fish...seems he is somehow killing the other fish.
* Carryout ppl at the grocery store that say , " Would you like me to bag these (100 or so items) and help you out ma' am?" Ma' am?! Wtf? No, no, you just stand there & continue to play w/ your nametag, that' s probably what you were hired for, not to actually bag & carry out, bright one.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 12:23:22 (permalink)
Actually, the carryout part is them fishing for tips. The ma' am is just that professional type work talk.

They' re not going to say, " Yo Money, need some help with yo' shit?"

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 12:54:08 (permalink)
LMAO

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 12:58:38 (permalink)
What? They don' t. Managers frown on that sort of thing.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/10 13:06:31 (permalink)
I' d almost rather them say that than, ' Ma' am' !!

I carry out my own groceries anyway, it' s just the point of them asking to bag things too. Isn' t that what they' re hired for? Why ask the customers? I wanna say, " No, could you round up some boxes or crates & pack them in those instead? Or better yet, could you put those in neat little wicker baskets & instead of carrying them out, could you sing to the groceries?"

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/11 10:30:19 (permalink)
-the grapevine in my town,je-suz!
-being told this old fart,that looks like a cross between a fish and basset hound is " interested" in me.BLECK.BLECK.BLECK.
-the " Vitorian Street Walk Parade Festival" People dress up in old funky moldy clothes,walk up and down Broadway and man,it' s just WIERD TO ME.WIERD.
-commericals for RV' s.Why all the screaming?
-soybeans
-squid
-ball point pens that leak
-Bill Clinton
-pork rinds

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/16 01:51:06 (permalink)
Not getting that dog' s collar back on him tight enough after bathing him & his collar. Waking up & taking him to use the bathroom. Not fully awake yet. One of my cat' s leaps from the bushes at the dog who is trying to use the bathroom. Dog gets out of his collar & runs. So, snapping awake & running three blocks after him in my pj' s. Cold air gripping my lungs like a death wrench. Chest hurting, dog seems to think this is great loads of fun. Little dog stops to hike his leg on telephone poles & each time I' m about to lunge for him while he' s paused, he takes off again! [:' (] Finally catch him and don' t worry about his collar & makeshift leash. Carry him home, hoping no cars pass while I' m walking after 1am in my pj' s w/ a sneaky little dog tucked tightly in my arms. I must be attatched to him to go thru this after only...what...3 days?! 4 days. May have to train him to use newspaper.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/16 01:56:53 (permalink)
So, snapping awake & running three blocks after him in my pj' s. Cold air gripping my lungs like a death wrench. Chest hurting,


Does that part turn anyone else on? Chick running in pj' s, cold air, lungs, chest; now that' s dirty. Way to keep it dirty.

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RE: Random Things and People that Annoy me. 2002/12/16 02:17:12 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: El_Nino_Diablo

So, snapping awake & running three blocks after him in my pj' s. Cold air gripping my lungs like a death wrench. Chest hurting,


Does that part turn anyone else on? Chick running in pj' s, cold air, lungs, chest; now that' s dirty. Way to keep it dirty.


Oh good Lord!! There' s nothing dirty about that! LMAO! But uhm...thanks? haha

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