yeah
my dad is crazy
off in his own little owrld
and such
with his own little ideas
like...even though what he doesn't want to move away from is halfway between where we live and want to move, where we live is smehow closer
...what he doens't understand is
half is equal distance between the two


free R. Kelly my ass!

muddled?

free R. Kelly my ass!

Chocolate
Turkey
Prostitution
Orangutan
Sandwich
Marmelade
Dysfunction

South Park
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Crank Yankers
Howard Stern
Ryan Stiles
Colin Mochrie


Miss Cleo's got nothin' on me!

red beans & rice
warm, fresh, snuggly blankets just out of the dryer
clear night sky full of stars
summer nights
pretty stationary
car trips
plums
good books
happy, funny people
good movies
log flumes
adventures
sleeping on my stomach
theatre popcorn literally smothered in butter
ice~skating
this site
Crash Bandicoot
Q~Bert
Zone games
messes & cleaning messes




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peanut butter sandwiches dipped in tomato soup
decorating holiday cookies
bubblebaths
palm trees
nearly everything at a beach
crablegs & shrimp
Bratwurst, mustard, swiss cheese & beer
smilies
watermills
windmills
windchimes
tickling
rainbows
"weeping willows"
inchworms
black lights & glo in the dark funky things
bamboo
fishing
surprising people in good ways
my dogs warm nose & playfulness
sarcastic funny ppl
swans
belly chains
funky hippie jewlrey from Claire's
fun, challenging designs
Being forced/reminded to stop & appreciate something I might be taking for granted.
strawberry philly cream cheese & Cool Whip
Sally Hansen chrome nailpolish
pillow fights
Pachelbel's Cannon in D extremely loud
any good music loud
time alone






So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!

quote:

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pizza for breakfast

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lol...*big thumbs up!!* (And bacon & eggs for dinner!!)


God
Curious George
Ritter Park in Htgn.
body glitter
temp. tattoos
softball
grooming my stanky dogs (because finishing touches like cool bandanas, painting their nails & spraying them w/ body spray is the fun part)
hanging out w/ family & friends
watching an artist at work
cats on catnip
chamomille
blasting the AC & getting lost in a big snuggly comforter
Sex on the Beach (the drink)
taffy
's
glueing coins to the ground & lmao when ppl can't pick them up
Cops
America's Most Wanted
Gilmore Girls
7th Heaven (ok, a teeny bit annoying...what w/ the overzealous goody 2 shoes acting & let's involve the entire family even if a sink is clogged)
waterguns
waterballoons
harmless pranks
moccasins









So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!

People that whistle. (Means they're happy. )
My cat biting my toes through a thick blanket.
Eating a whole tomato, apple style.
When the much anticipated next issues of Cosmopolitans finally come out.
funnelcakes
Finding change in the couch cushions.
Encouraging people to sit on my couch.
Spying a rainbow after not seeing one for sooo long.
good hearted, spirited people
candy apples
decorating my yard on certain holidays
The feeling after completing something hard and/or time consuming.
Seeing new places, things.
Lying on the ground, staring at the sky through leaves.
peacefulness
lighthouses
daydreaming
DMB's Crash CD on repeat for hours
You've Been X'd
Candid Camera
photography





So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!

Sabrina
Waterboy soundtrack ( - John Melloncamp...geh)
Wal~Mart (lol)
Tums
Tylenol
caffeine
Adam Sandler
Lisa Kudrow
Robert De Niro
For the most part, Creed.
(omg...swearing in different languages IS cool!! lol Sooo funny, Sabrina!)
So anyway...yeah, swearing in different languages. *kee heee*
Native American Indians
The music by the shops & huge fountain by the "Eiffel Tower" at Kings Island.











So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!

pondering
periwinkle
textures
horizon
seahorses
panthers
wolves
monkeys
putt~putt golf
cool murals
Accidentally finding money in a pocket when I'm broke.
When a bunch of race cars start their engines in unison.
adrenaline rushes...the good kinds




So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!

Watching ppl dancing like an idiot. *keee heee*
Mtn. Dew slushies
frozen & nonfrozen yogurt
National Geographic
puzzles
butter sandwiches
cool screensavers
movie Bridget Jones's Diary !!
lava lamps
candlelight
arbors



So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!