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2004/04/14 10:24:15 (permalink)

WWYD? Game...

I'll start by setting up a scenario. The next poster will tell what they'd do in that situation, then set up another scenario.

What Would You Do if you found your best friend, wearing a corset and thigh-high fishnet stockings, surrounded by a variety of sexual aides and a digital camera, in bed with your significant other and a Taiwanese shemale midget prostitute?

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    Sabrina
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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/14 10:30:17 (permalink)
    I'd quietly close the door and go get a cup of java.


    WWYD if you saw an elderly person stealing food who appeared to you in obvioius need?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/14 12:26:37 (permalink)
    I'd buy the food for her.

    WWYD if the Annoyatorium was actually censored?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/14 12:52:03 (permalink)
    Spread the pestilence somewhere else.

    WWYD if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor 'cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed 'im is to sleep wit' a man for a little bit o' money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and outta lock down I ain't got a job now?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/14 16:01:14 (permalink)
    Find his lowlife Daddy, make him eat the rock & make him sleep with the man for a little bit o money instead, take the money from him & buy the boy food then run off w/ a good man & live happily ever after.


    WWYD if you were in a 7-11 late at night & suddenly it seemed as if a robbery was about to unfold? In the store with you are 2 clerks at the registers by the front doors, 2 possible robbers (at least one has a gun you've spied under his trench coat) who have been standing in front of the glass fridge doors peering into them for way too long doing nothing & 2 other customers - one in line & one browsing an aisle.

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/15 09:33:15 (permalink)
    Quietly,quickly alert them of the situation,tell them to leave.I"d then tell the clerks what I suspected,tell them to hit the silent alarm and then head to the walk-in refrigerator and hide.I'd then notice how the suspects reacted to this,watching their body-language,and depending on what I saw I'd either duck to the floor and crawl to the cooler or I'd run to it.


    WWYD if you discovered a relative of yours on a web-site selling photo's of themselves doing nasty things with people and animals?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/15 10:40:33 (permalink)
    after vomiting I'd send an anon e-mail saying that i will tell the family unless rthey take it down. ugh gross.


    wwyd if you were in an alley and 3 drug dealers surrounded you?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/15 19:14:35 (permalink)
    I'd be happy, 'cause then I could score the crack I've been craving for.


    WWYD if you were extremely hungover, went to sleep at 6 am, and some Jehova's Witnesses started knocking on your door at 6:45 am?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/15 23:06:08 (permalink)
    Open the backdoor, let my dog in, open the front door to JW's & sic my dog on the heartless bastards trying to spread their merry sunshine before the sun is even up.


    WWYD if you were in line somewhere & a stranger behind you suddenly copped a feel on your ass & it's more than obvious it wasn't an "accident."

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/16 00:12:19 (permalink)
    if he was hot, i'd be like "ooohh yeah baby, give me some more lovin', hotstuff! harder dammit!!" lol (j/k ofcourse! teeheehee)

    wwyd if a gang of 25 kindergarteners ganged up on you?

    what would scooby do?
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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/16 01:27:48 (permalink)
    I'd pull out the huge roll of bulletin board paper & non-toxic paints & brushes & direct their energy into something creative & encourage them to use the brushes as well as their hands & feet. While the rowdy little artists are busy, I'd get a few pans of water ready for sloshy feet & hand washings afterwards. Then get the sugary snacks ready before turning renewed sugar rush energy onto their parents. *muwhahaha*


    WWYD if you & a couple of friends were TPing a house & suddenly some crazy (<- literally) man busted out of the house & chased you all & actually caught one of your friends?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/16 09:44:06 (permalink)
    I'd laugh like a loon 'cuz I thought I was the slow one.

    WWYD if you met your least favorite Annoyatorium member on the street, and they acted just like they do on this forum?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/16 11:25:05 (permalink)
    It'd depend on who it was.With some I'd just mess with their minds untill they didn't know if they were coming or going....Then I'd spook 'em by telling them that Team Annoy granted me special extra's and they'd better be carefull or they'd be banned forever,just on my say-so.


    WWYD if you knew a friend of yours was about to sell a shitty car to someone buyting their first car ever?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/17 15:26:51 (permalink)
    Encourage my friend to fix the shitty car first & then raise the price.


    WWYD if you were riding a horse & it turned it's head & bit you?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/17 15:49:08 (permalink)
    I'd be amazed if a horse would do that BUT,I'd let the horse know who was the Boss by checking the reins(tightenting your grip on the them)and reminding it of this by the amount of pressure I put on the bit and with another technique using my legs.

    WWYD if you saw someone standing on a ledge of a bridge at 2 am and looked like they were ready to kill themselves,and you don't have a cell phone?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/19 00:57:10 (permalink)
    Try to talk them into going out for pizza w/ me & "talking it over" over some mushroom, onions cheese & a pitcher of beer.

    WWYD if (same scenario) that didn't work?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/20 10:54:34 (permalink)
    I'd put the flashers on my car,leave the lights on(just in case someone did drive by),then climb up on the ledge to join the person and talk to him or her.


    WWYD if you knew of a famlily,who by law,should have their children taken away from them because the children and stuck living in complete and total filth?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/20 14:43:42 (permalink)
    I would call social services so that those children can be raised in a loving, clean, safe, caring environment.

    WWYD if you woke up with the genitalia of the other gender, but the rest of you was the same, and it would be like that for 1 day and 1 day only? (I know I shouldn't answer my own question, but I would try and find that damn G-spot and buy some cucumbers to see what the big fuss is all about...what about everyone else?)
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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/21 09:18:11 (permalink)
    I'd find me a nice lesbian or two to go along with that cucumber.

    WWYD if you caught your significant other in flagrante delicto (that means "fucking") with an inflatable love doll?

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    RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/21 18:00:32 (permalink)
    I'd head for the hills and never,ever look back.


    WWYD if you were given too much change from a purchase at a store?

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