WWYD? Game...

I'll start by setting up a scenario. The next poster will tell what they'd do in that situation, then set up another scenario.

What Would You Do if you found your best friend, wearing a corset and thigh-high fishnet stockings, surrounded by a variety of sexual aides and a digital camera, in bed with your significant other and a Taiwanese shemale midget prostitute?

I'd buy the food for her.

WWYD if the Annoyatorium was actually censored?

Find his lowlife Daddy, make him eat the rock & make him sleep with the man for a little bit o money instead, take the money from him & buy the boy food then run off w/ a good man & live happily ever after.


WWYD if you were in a 7-11 late at night & suddenly it seemed as if a robbery was about to unfold? In the store with you are 2 clerks at the registers by the front doors, 2 possible robbers (at least one has a gun you've spied under his trench coat) who have been standing in front of the glass fridge doors peering into them for way too long doing nothing & 2 other customers - one in line & one browsing an aisle.

after vomiting I'd send an anon e-mail saying that i will tell the family unless rthey take it down. ugh gross.


wwyd if you were in an alley and 3 drug dealers surrounded you?

Open the backdoor, let my dog in, open the front door to JW's & sic my dog on the heartless bastards trying to spread their merry sunshine before the sun is even up.


WWYD if you were in line somewhere & a stranger behind you suddenly copped a feel on your ass & it's more than obvious it wasn't an "accident."

I'd pull out the huge roll of bulletin board paper & non-toxic paints & brushes & direct their energy into something creative & encourage them to use the brushes as well as their hands & feet. While the rowdy little artists are busy, I'd get a few pans of water ready for sloshy feet & hand washings afterwards. Then get the sugary snacks ready before turning renewed sugar rush energy onto their parents. *muwhahaha*


WWYD if you & a couple of friends were TPing a house & suddenly some crazy (<- literally) man busted out of the house & chased you all & actually caught one of your friends?

It'd depend on who it was.With some I'd just mess with their minds untill they didn't know if they were coming or going....Then I'd spook 'em by telling them that Team Annoy granted me special extra's and they'd better be carefull or they'd be banned forever,just on my say-so.


WWYD if you knew a friend of yours was about to sell a shitty car to someone buyting their first car ever?

I'd be amazed if a horse would do that BUT,I'd let the horse know who was the Boss by checking the reins(tightenting your grip on the them)and reminding it of this by the amount of pressure I put on the bit and with another technique using my legs.

WWYD if you saw someone standing on a ledge of a bridge at 2 am and looked like they were ready to kill themselves,and you don't have a cell phone?

I'd put the flashers on my car,leave the lights on(just in case someone did drive by),then climb up on the ledge to join the person and talk to him or her.


WWYD if you knew of a famlily,who by law,should have their children taken away from them because the children and stuck living in complete and total filth?

I'd find me a nice lesbian or two to go along with that cucumber.

WWYD if you caught your significant other in flagrante delicto (that means "fucking") with an inflatable love doll?