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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/21 19:26:03 (permalink)
Point out the mistake. They'd give me the money as a reward of honesty.

WWYD if you awoke one morning to a crazed shadow, with a knife, so vivid, so real, that you urinated yourself in fear, and grabbed a heavy object, to realize that it was just your friend making you bagels in bed, and the knife was a plastic butter knife used for cream cheese?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/21 23:39:15 (permalink)
Ask my friend for a towel.

WWYD if a friend of the opposite sex just suddenly & unexpectedly solicited phone sex w/ you in a round about way?

So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken' s ass & wait!
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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/23 12:37:55 (permalink)
I'td never happen because I never anwser my phone...But if it did,I'd dump his sorry ass

WWYD if you were kidnapped at knife point?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/24 19:51:53 (permalink)
And I'm being kidnapped why? Just to be held at knifepoint?

WWYD if you stabbed your lip with a safety pin, and it was too late because the safety pin was infected with a flesh-eating virus?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/27 11:25:43 (permalink)
*get wasted

WWYD if you found a wallet full of cash,credit cards and a HUGE bag of cocaine?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/29 14:24:57 (permalink)
Head for Vegas. j/k


WWYD if your tire blew on the freeway sending your vehicle careening out of control in fairly heavy traffic?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/29 17:55:52 (permalink)
*I'd try to,if possible,stop the car even if I had to ruin the transmisson to do so.If at all possible I'd try to get my car on a shoulder.If it was truly hopeless I jump out of my car.


WWYD if you found a wild animal on your front porch?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/04/30 09:34:40 (permalink)
Tell her to go home, the party ended last night.

WWYD if you discovered your significant other was an internationally feared assassin?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/01 10:53:05 (permalink)
what I normally do when I'm freaked out..head for the hills bay-beee!Then I'd call the FBI and move to Quam.


WWYD if you knew a friend of yours was gettting married, was a homosexual,but was doing it to look good to his company's board of directors who are all homophobic?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/05 22:59:39 (permalink)
Confront my friend, then say that it's his or her own business.

WWYD if you realized that you were answering to your own posts?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/05 23:01:12 (permalink)
Leave it be. I always respond to my own posts, phone calls, IMs, conversations...

WWYD if you were telling a friend about a recent rash you had and realized that the girl who always gives you THE EYE (the evil one) has been listening in and has told all of her friends.

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/07 18:13:55 (permalink)
since she sounds like such a bitch...I'd make up some real fantastic lies about myself and watch the games begin...but that's me...I'm mean.


wwyd if you were playing cards for money,and you caught someone cheating?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/08 11:31:42 (permalink)
Be a tattletale, and GET CHEESY FRIES

WWYD if she KNEW they were lies, and has tapped into your journal on your computer, and read it out loud.

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/08 11:43:09 (permalink)
then I'd cut my losses as this chick needs MAJOR HELP


wwyd if your friend insisted she was abducted by an alien?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/09 09:34:18 (permalink)
Agree and tell her I have esp. (NO IM NOT KIDDING!!!)

WWYD if the friend got help, is fixed up, and wants to apologize and be friends???

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/11 12:07:53 (permalink)
I wouldn't give her the time of day,giving someone like that a second change is an invitation to be stabbed in the back,again.

WWYD if you caught your boss in a compromising position at work and you were due for a raise?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/11 17:53:46 (permalink)
Oooh... I think you know.

(smart move... it turns out she and her friends had faked the help, gotten her out of school with elaborate notes, fixed her up, etc. just to get back at you for getting to pay less money on lunch!!!)

WWYD if your pants smelled like shit? AND HOW DID THEY END UP SMELLING LIKE SHIT?

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/12 09:36:44 (permalink)
I'd say, "iHATEu10666, gimme back my damn pants. Oh yeah, wash 'em first. Thank you."

WWYD if you were wearing my pants and found $10,000, a small vial of cocaine and pictures of your mom in compromising positions in my pocket?
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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/12 16:04:36 (permalink)
How are the pants on my legs??

WWYD if you woke up and realized you were wearing someone elses underwear....

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RE: WWYD? Game... 2004/05/15 08:44:45 (permalink)
I'd consider never getting that trashed again.


WYYD if you were at a party, knew very few people there & got wasted instantly because your friend makes the strongest drinks in the world & found yourself suddenly on your knees, harfing your entire insides out in front of everyone & shedding clothes due to drunken heat flashes? Oh & the cops pull up & you can't move or you might die.

So ya wanna get laid, do ya? I suggest you crawl up a chicken' s ass & wait!
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