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iHATEu10666
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RE: Crapping 2004/09/06 22:01:37 (permalink)
I don't know if I agree... I've always feared hemmorhoids and straining would just increase the risk. Personally, the ideal movement would be when I recognize it (and I'm not in the middle of a no-pause game) and retreat, reading a good book, smoothly, wipes at hand, and the toilet is working. And the alcohol liquid is near me. Perfect.

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RE: Crapping 2004/10/14 23:48:52 (permalink)
So, iHATEu, does your crap usually sink or float? I heard if it floats you aren't getting enough iron
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RE: Crapping 2004/10/15 07:49:09 (permalink)
Occasionally but I get all the iron I need.

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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 14:13:51 (permalink)
So iHATEu, take any good craps lately?
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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 16:39:58 (permalink)
None worth celebrating.

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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 16:42:00 (permalink)
Photographing your own turds. That is some fucked-up shit. IHATEU, get some professional help!!!!


I find it to be an artistic project of life at hand...

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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 16:45:39 (permalink)
i'm enemic so mine never floats cause i take tons of vitamins, and iron

Try try as u might i won't have an orgasm tonite.
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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 18:04:24 (permalink)
Susan Powter said if your shit stinks, you aint eating right.

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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 18:21:14 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: crazytrain

Susan Powter said if your shit stinks, you aint eating right.


And hers doesn't? Does her shit smell like roses?
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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 18:26:38 (permalink)
That's what I remember her saying on her infomericals back in 90's. She used to say "stop the insanity!!!!"

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RE: Crapping 2005/01/14 18:40:15 (permalink)
upon exit of ass, all feces stink. That means you, Britney.

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RE: Crapping 2005/04/12 23:47:03 (permalink)
I prefer when the turd comes out all in one piece as opposed to breaking into many little ones...and sometimes they can be very impressive lengths.
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RE: Crapping 2005/04/13 00:30:57 (permalink)
Why can't we just let this thread die?????!!!!!

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RE: Crapping 2005/04/13 16:52:52 (permalink)
Why would we want to?

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RE: Crapping 2005/04/13 21:42:04 (permalink)

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Why can't we just let this thread die?????!!!!!


Because it's so fucking funny!
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RE: Crapping 2005/10/24 12:53:35 (permalink)
Last night I took a crap that was really really long...the turd twisted around on itself...it was interesting
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RE: Crapping 2005/10/24 13:01:30 (permalink)
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Last night I took a crap that was really really long...the turd twisted around on itself...it was interesting

 
Oprah says those indicate you have a healthy diet - well done!

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RE: Crapping 2005/10/24 13:33:03 (permalink)
Oprah says those indicate you have a healthy diet - well done!

And Oprah's colon has seen more shit run through it than toilets at a scat convention.
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RE: Crapping 2005/10/24 17:31:41 (permalink)
I can't help it.. everytime I see the name of this thread I burt into a juivenile giggle fit.

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RE: Crapping 2005/10/25 18:41:22 (permalink)
Hey! It's back! I love this thread.

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